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pokey downer

The little plastic thing found in a clipper lighter. Used to neatly fit a roach into your joint.
See also pokey bit
"where the FUCK is my pokey downer? Aw man, Why does everyone always steal MY pokey down...Oh its there"
by keeks August 12, 2005
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Pukey Princess

A Pukey Princess is a person who is THOROUGHLY intoxicated and has been reduced to the classy state of being bent over the toilet bowl.

A Pukey Princess has usually had the experience of being drawn on/caution taped while passed out.

A Pukey Princess also tends to do INCREDIBLY entertaining antics while drunk. Ex. One-man Rave.
"Hey Pukey Princess, you're so classy" taunts Paige as PPP repsonds in her pukey fury with, "WHY YOU GOTTA BE SUCH A BITCH, PAIGE?!!?"
by Pretty Precious Princess September 14, 2009
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Pikey weed

Marijuana obtained from members of the travelling community.
Pikey Weed
"I wanna get me a big bag of pikey mate. Shit gets you whaaaacked"
by Jimprick December 1, 2009
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Pikeystan

Jocular reference to the UK city of Liverpool, coined following the detention for questioning by the police of Mr Wayne Rooney Senior, for suspicious betting activity, referring also to contemporary allegations against members of the Pakistani cricket team on similar charges.
"Looks like the Pikeystanis have diversified out of no-ball nobbling…"
(from order-order site)
by Roehamster October 6, 2011
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POKEY DOKEY

Pokey Dokey
Noun (poh-key doh-key)
The act of very slowly inserting the penis into your significant other's anus while they are still asleep. The act is only successful if done in such a way that the recipient does not wake up until the head is fully committed and there is little chance of a pushout maneuver. The act should ideally result in surprise anal sex.
Also known as a Pokey Doke.
Slow Sunday mornings are the perfect time to try for a Pokey Dokey.
by Bad~Mojo May 14, 2022
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Bike Pikey

A Bike Pikey is someone that is unwilling or unable to own bike components of any significant value. Usually due to a lack of understanding or appreciation of the actual mechanistic or engineering properties inherent in most expensive items.

Bike Pikey's often feel it necessary to criticise those who can either afford or appreciate expensive, top-end components.
"Why bother £40 FOR GEAR CABLE ooh they have shiny metal bits wow and there's even a German link and they make drastic improvements!"

- Example of a Bike Pikey whining.
by Another Anon July 16, 2008
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pokey bum dance

A dance where one violently pokes his/herself in the botty.
Colin:"Francesca! Stop doing the pokey bum dance!"
by coco3 August 10, 2009
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