Parcel Force

(verb) the act of taking a parcel and placing it inside a woman's vagina forcibly.

Hurr she wasn't expecting that parcel force!

by ASkumbag December 19, 2011

arse parcel

A parcel of the arse variety, ie: a big steaming bog log!

'oy arse parcel! make me a brew you fuck!'

by Greeny and Lisa October 9, 2006

Parcels

Homo. A Tuna who really likes other men. Term originally coined by Jeremy Shockley, NY Giants.

The male figure skater was proud to be parcels.

by urbangator March 25, 2004

Parcel face

Parcel face is like a poker face, it is the face you must hold when youve opened your much anticipated parcel only to find a pair of socks, not even sports socks but socks that have captain america on the side, basically u wanna kill the mutha fukka who gave you them but YULE say oh great i wanted those and smile!!!

oh gr8 captain america socks how uber wonderfull.(while using your parcel face)

die!!!

by novey December 24, 2009

porcelain room

"bathroom", loo -room to excrete/evacuate in private in

i had to ask where the porcelain room was

by michael foolsley December 26, 2009

purely simply lovely

The best thing to ever exist like purely simply lovely is on another plane of reality like it is genuinely better than being called a pogchamp by an Egirl.

John: Hi I'm a Christian

God: why worship me when there is the purely simply lovely van this is a sin and I shall send you to hell where you can rot and think about purely simply lovely.

by Purely simply lovely fan March 30, 2021

Porcelain Mask

When you pull out and then cum in her face and then immediately splash cold water on her face and watch it harden.

I was banging that chick and came all over her face. Lucky for me I had a cold beverage on the nightstand so I gave her the porcelain mask.

by Hoopla Michael Padilla March 12, 2008