Pamphlet Professional

Someone who has a brief and surface-level overview of a topic.

He's such a pamphlet professional, he has no depth of knowledge and knows only a little about this topic.

by anonymous January 18, 2024

Professional Zoned

When having met someone in a professional setting and they remain strictly professional, refusing any chance of even a friendship developing.

Josh: who was that you just said hello to?
Adam: a girl from work.

Josh: she’s cute, you gonna go for it?
Adam: Can’t. She professional zoned me. Wants to only talk about work and nothing else.

by Photofreek18 January 7, 2020

professionality

It is when you are being professional with someone to some degree.

Wow lace, your professionality is on top of the charts!

by Lacoong June 16, 2019

professional sirveyor

Boobs-'n'-booty-loving dude who's been checking out da hot chicks for an impressively-long portion of his life.

A "professional sirveyor" may not always refer to da wearer of an FBI (i.e., Female Body Inspector) cap --- it could equally be da observant representative of a giggle of girls who trumpets a "cute guy alert" to said colleen-congregation, so dat they can then try melting said passing hunk's mushy heart wif their smiles and eyelash-flutters.

by QuacksO April 29, 2025

Professional Ho

A woman in the rap game that emotes a lot of attention to their vaginas.

She is a professional Ho...
She a ho with BARS!!!!

by Steps by Sovereign September 14, 2020

Clairol Professional

synonymous with beautiful hair color

Clairol Professional Pure White Hair Developers for Lightening & Gray Coverage

by SPrice1980 May 8, 2023

professionally livid

The state of being so mad while working in an HR controlled professional environment that you word vomit your anger, but without cursing.

My coworker made me so flipping professionally livid that I sent a "per my previous" email. What can we do to ruin their life within the guidelines of the personnel manual?

by Working Red Lobster February 16, 2024