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elite programmer

A programming guru.

(See sina, hacker)
Dude, he is such an Elite Programmer.
by "The Sina" March 6, 2004
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programming

A systematic brainwashing of sorts used in the penal system as an attempt to turn inmates into people who can function acceptably in society.
Inmate #36524 refuses to program; let's throw him in the hole.
by groundless November 5, 2003
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Predictive Programming

The idea where the elites want to make stories but they don't have the capacity to come up with something novel, so they just create media where the story is something that they plan on doing in the future.
Guy 1: Did you see the White Noise movie?
Guy 2: No, I heard it was a stupid movie that was only intended for an esoteric elite who planned the East Palestine event.
Guy 1: What a bunch of predictive programming bullshit.
by Pancrab March 1, 2023
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biologically programmed

Biologically programmed- (men)

A blanket term meant to absolve men of all responsibility for being sexually reckless, pussy-obsessed sleazeballs. Finding justification in the fact that since men indeed are programmed to impregnate as many women as possible, it gives them free license to lie/manipulate/hoodwink/hornswoggle as many females as possible into believing that they are either genuine people or genuinely desirable up until the time when the woman (who, believe me, is looking for an excuse to get her pussy stretched anyways) finally says 'oh what the hell' and fucks him. This includes pretending to be a nice guy, lying about having a girlfriend, or feigning interest in the girl as a person until she lets her feeble "she-guard" down and opens the flood gates to her vagina.
Tiger is NOT a sex addict: he's doing what all men are biologically programmed to do, which is fuck as many fine bitches as he can on his short time on Earth.
by Bwahaha2010 May 10, 2010
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Programatically

Speaking of the programming of an application; be it a website or a piece of software.
Brian Antczak: "Programatically speaking, your website blows."
by Curt Howard May 2, 2008
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progamer

A 1337 cunt taking out a whole team with a glock. Eg. SK getting owned by wtg! and wtg taking out f-zer0 with a glock and no body armour
by Emil Christritnsen March 23, 2003
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Progrum

A word that can be inserted for any noun in the english language to make sentences better.
"Sup progrum thats a nice progrum you got there"
"Want to play Basketball Progrum?"
by progrum May 4, 2010
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