proactionary principle

The proactionary principle is the principle of being proactionary

The proactionary principle is inherently better than the precautionary principle.

by Chris 🐐 January 31, 2023

e-Peter Principle

Related to the Peter Principal (by Dr. Laurence J. Peter) that describes job promotion to the point of incompetence, the e-Peter Principal occurs when we purchase a piece of technology that finally exceeds our ability to competently use the technology for the intended purpose. For some of us, it's the treadmill that becomes the close-hangar, for others it is the digital camera that serves as a paper weight because we are tired of buying memory cards and stuffing them full of photos...

What happened? Margie used to be able to text message on her cell.

Yeah, but the new toy hit her with an e-Peter Principle. She can't even answer a phone call.

by _B_ May 15, 2007

The Katherine Heigle Principle

When an actor turns on the creator/writers/producers of a job that made them rich and/or famous.

Did you see Angus T. Jones bashing Two and a Half Men!?! That's an example of The Katherine Heigle Principle at work.

by JuliaGuest January 8, 2013

The two tree principal principal

Is when two people have such a deep connection that it hurts when there apart. The connection is spiritual and they can always feel each other’s energy.

Hay man The two tree principal principal just explains us perfectly.

by Witch man July 18, 2022

the certainty principle

The Certainty Principle is a cosmic force only recently discovered by a nerd with stupiditis. It is the principle of being certain. Even though you are a complete idiot and have no idea what you are doing, you are certain you are right. Many people believe they are certain, or right, when in actual fact they are just downright stupid and suffer from brain haemorrhoids. If you meet someone who suffers from the Certainty Principle, execute them onsite as they may do something stupid.

Idiot: The Certainty Principle protects me
Smart Person: Fuck you're an idiot and deserve to die
Gun shot finishes conversation

by honneamise December 20, 2018

Principal Fixing Pants

An old bald man who constantly fixes his pants in public without a second thought

Principal Fixing Pants fixed his pants

by Toki Wartooth December 30, 2007

Priscila

She’s gay

Did you know Priscila is gay?

by Thebestinthewestcoolguy November 14, 2022