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Salted pretzel

The act of having sexual intercourse with a woman while she has her legs behind her head, as you are about to blow your load you cover both her arms and legs with your jizz, tell her you will go get a towel but instead leave her there to dry.
Hey Gary last week I gave Mel a salted pretzel, I wonder if she is still laying there
by Lovecraftmind March 20, 2019
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black pretzel

The act of breaking a black womans (or mans) legs, and bending them behind their head during intercourse for deeper penetration. Cumming on them afterwards will lead to a Black Salted Pretzel.
My dick was to big for her pussy and his Asshole so I broke their legs and had myself a Black Pretzel
by Hubblegotchu December 1, 2019
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Pretzel Dog

Having sex with your partner's legs behind their head.
She is so flexible, she's able to do the pretzel dog with her man. {sex} {contortionism}
by SilverSheilds May 15, 2018
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Pretzel Stick

Slang name for a penis with genital warts.
Janna: Hey Karen did you have sex with your boyfriend last night?

Karen: I was about to but when I pulled down his pants he had a nasty pretzel stick so I kicked his ass to the curb after.

Janna: Damn rip.
by epicbullet497 May 24, 2017
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Pretzel goldfish

a male person with an STD
“Hey Stacy, you gonna hit that?” *points at a guy*

“Nah Rebecca, he’s a pretzel goldfish.”
by Your boiyiyiyiyiy December 19, 2017
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soggy pretzel

When she sucks on your dick for so long that it just goes limp and then it's all wet and just kinda hanging around
"Ah shit, my dick went soggy pretzel on me.... My bad..."
by peteypablocaso February 28, 2017
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Purple Pretzel

When you try to flirt but remember she's married.
"Blue balls. idk about that but i do know Purple Pretzel."
by Saltee March 3, 2025
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