The act of placing both legs of a woman over your shoulders while doing the no pants dance to form a pretzel like form and bringing her to orgasm.
Guy 1: So I heard you and Megan hooked up last night??
Guy 2: Yeah I took her to town and put dat bitch in a pretzel before giving her a creampie.
Guy 1: AHHH SICK BRO
Guy 2: Yeah I took her to town and put dat bitch in a pretzel before giving her a creampie.
Guy 1: AHHH SICK BRO
by Grrruff98 August 6, 2018
Get the Pretzelmug. To go fuck yourself.
by asdfweasdfwea December 3, 2021
Get the Go warm up a pretzelmug. When she sucks on your dick for so long that it just goes limp and then it's all wet and just kinda hanging around
by peteypablocaso February 28, 2017
Get the soggy pretzelmug. by extracrispytea November 11, 2019
Get the sticky pretzelmug. Heinous sexual act. Sub folds limbs into a pretzel shape, Dom cuts a lemon in half and squeezes juice into Sub's asshole, then leaves the two halves of the lemon on top of the nipples of Sub while sodomizing him/her.
Girl 1: Hey, I heard you and Derek are into crazy sex.
Girl 2: Yeah, it's ridiculous. Last night we did this thing called the mushy lemon pretzel. It's insane.
Girl 1: Oh? I've never heard of that one. Sounds tangy
Girl 2: Yeah, it's ridiculous. Last night we did this thing called the mushy lemon pretzel. It's insane.
Girl 1: Oh? I've never heard of that one. Sounds tangy
by jmat9001 April 11, 2016
Get the mushy lemon pretzelmug. by Colonel musterd September 4, 2022
Get the toilet pretzelmug. The male partner must go for a workout and get his penis extremely sweaty and salty. The other partner will then put peanut butter in their bellybutton . The male partner will then dip his penis in the peanut butter and the other must lick it off. It will taste like a peanut butter pretzel
by angry dragon master June 26, 2014
Get the peanut butter pretzelmug.