preemptive aquireazation

The act of stealing something prior to knowing you will need it.

The preemptive aquireazation of the lawn mower came in handy when the grass got to high.

by Mimebasher July 15, 2009

Predefend

To put in a defence before you have been accused of something.

Often a sign of guilt regarding the thing for which you are being accused.

I knew Person A would tell Person B about (incident for which you are to blame), so I text Person B in advance to predefend myself.

by Anne On October 23, 2010

Peef

When a female queefs while peeing.

Dude, Margaret Thatcher was so shit canned she peef when she peed her pants.

Dawn peefs, like, every time she pees, it sounds like an airbag deflating.

When she was rolling balls last Saturday, Abby said peefing is the single greatest pleasure a human body can feel.

The hooker peef into my bathroom sink.

by Chairman Mao's Hit parade November 13, 2010

Preemptive Pack

Packing your backpack just before the end of class as the teacher is giving the last information like homework or reminders that "There's a quiz tomorrow!". Useful before lunchtime to gain a jumpstart in the lunch line or at the end of school.

Joey: What the hell? How did he get the the front of the line?

Mac: Preemptive packup i bet.

by TheNarcwhal April 2, 2011

Preelined

When you add an item to a board you have created on PreeLine.com

I just preelined this amazing leather skirt!

by Mmadison July 23, 2015

Peef

When you and your mates are beyond lean and you're just super peefed - blazed beyond definition.

Dude after that cross joint I'm so fucking peefed.

by mjwick October 19, 2015

preeshed

A colloquial term used among friends, colleagues and others to express appreciation.

Jackie: "Can you please grab me a glass of water?"
Jill: "Of course my horse!"
Jackie: "Preeshed!"
Jill: "NoPro!"

by phocam September 7, 2016