A synonym of contraception.
by Alex Quantashassle May 31, 2005
Get the prevention mug.A Mexican Christmas Present is the result of giving a girl a Donkey Punch, but instead of her butthole clenching up, she releases her bowels all over you like a Pinata, giving you - a Mexican Christmas Present.
"I tried to give Maria a Donkey Punch, but instead a tight fuck, she gave back a Mexican Christmas Present."
by rzerobzero April 28, 2012
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A slide show designed to woo and audience, where the content is possibly fictitious. Used by salesmen and marketers the world over.
Benny: Hey Man, how ever did you win the deal with Gullible Corp, Inc
Numpty: Benny, it is all down the the fantastic presentartion, they fell for every line, what idiots!.
Numpty: Benny, it is all down the the fantastic presentartion, they fell for every line, what idiots!.
by JM Law April 29, 2008
Get the Presentartion mug.Sarah got me a Hollister sweater for £100, and I got her CD for £10! That's £90 of Present-Profit, it's gonna be a good Christmas!
by Sandfoxxxx December 15, 2011
Get the Present-Profit mug.Tom: Mike started crying when I called him out on his bullshit. What the fuck?
Jim: What a pretentious clit.
Jim: What a pretentious clit.
by King_Jupiter November 7, 2014
Get the Pretentious Clit mug.Present past is used to confuse someone when they are trying to figure out the difference between next friday and this friday.
Person 1 - Yo is your event this friday or next?
Person 2 - its the present past friday
Person 1: wtf?
Person 2 - its the present past friday
Person 1: wtf?
by kristoff77777 November 8, 2014
Get the present past mug.Dropping a load before a workout, in order to prevent it from happening during a workout. Usually preformed before leg day.
Bro 1: "Bro, are you coming? It's squat day!"
Bro 2: "Hold up, let me take a preventative shit first!"
Bro 2: "Hold up, let me take a preventative shit first!"
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