"According to a new census report nearly 1 out of ever 2 Americans has fallen below the poverty line, which is the invisible line that separates Target from Walmart. That's what it is. You didn't know that, but that's what it is." - Seth Meyers
"Hey man, wanna hit up Target?"
"Nah man, I'm below the poverty line, I can't afford that shit."
"So you shop at Walmart?"
"Yep."
"Hey man, wanna hit up Target?"
"Nah man, I'm below the poverty line, I can't afford that shit."
"So you shop at Walmart?"
"Yep."
by thevoiceoftheupdate January 1, 2012
Get the poverty line mug.Someone who claims to know a lot about rap and doesn't understand hip hop is a culture not just music. Someone who listens to the radio and only watches b.e.t. a bunch of lames who don't know shit about rap or the old school or underground but act like there hip hop genius . Most of the time posers will say they like a rapper but they've only heard 1 to a few songs courtesy of mtv and there local radio station, also they follow the latest trend in rap while a real hip hop head just dresses like a regular person. Ex: wearing skinny jeans.
Me: nice Eazy E shirt bro.
Poser: I love my 64 I heard it on the radio the other day and I loved it so I bought the shirt. Everyone has one. Me: its called boyz in da hood stupid hip hop poser so do you like n.w.a? Poser: what's n.w.a?
Poser: I love my 64 I heard it on the radio the other day and I loved it so I bought the shirt. Everyone has one. Me: its called boyz in da hood stupid hip hop poser so do you like n.w.a? Poser: what's n.w.a?
by TXTerror March 6, 2010
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A person who thinks they know something about firearms, but really has absolutely no clue about a thing, and would most definately get injured in the presence of one.
by Yea I own a gun July 23, 2009
Get the Gun Poser mug.It's like this; When you go to school and seeing someone where something that they CLEARLY should not even attempt, because you know that person, and that person would never wear that. That my friend, is when the fashion poser comes in effect. They all wear whatever is hip, or "the fab" at the time. Even if it was a part of another style's fashion, it doesn't matter to them. It's not cool until the "cool" kids copy another group's fashion.
Here's what a HIGH SCHOOL FASHION POSER IS=
1) Guy Harvey:
Oh Guy freaking Harvey. I hope you know half of the people who wear your shirts don't even fish... Or have any idea what tackle even is. To sum it all up. They all just pretend to fish. Props to the original kids/adults who actually DO FISH.
2) Skinny Jeans on GUYS
I know I was made fun of in middle school wearing them, because at the time only girls did. Well what now?! All of a sudden it's "cool" to wear them. Well considering that I wore it before it was cool and how it was okay for people to make fun of me back then. I'd say it's all the boys who were jealous of the Jonas Bros and Bieber.
3)Hollister
Can't spell Hollister without "Ho"
'Nough said.
1) Guy Harvey:
Oh Guy freaking Harvey. I hope you know half of the people who wear your shirts don't even fish... Or have any idea what tackle even is. To sum it all up. They all just pretend to fish. Props to the original kids/adults who actually DO FISH.
2) Skinny Jeans on GUYS
I know I was made fun of in middle school wearing them, because at the time only girls did. Well what now?! All of a sudden it's "cool" to wear them. Well considering that I wore it before it was cool and how it was okay for people to make fun of me back then. I'd say it's all the boys who were jealous of the Jonas Bros and Bieber.
3)Hollister
Can't spell Hollister without "Ho"
'Nough said.
by mynameiship September 28, 2010
Get the High School Fashion Poser mug.Those damn kids that think they are cool because they decide to copy a groups fashion without not knowing anything about it. Like kids who run around saying that they are emo, goth, or punk, or anything for that matter. They dont know about what its really like to be a true goth or emo kid, or whatever.
usually kids that have no life, or see something cool and shit their pants over it.
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usually kids that have no life, or see something cool and shit their pants over it.
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Goth 1: hey look at those little poser kids over there listening to marilyn manson.
goth 2: lets go make them cry
Goth 1: hell yeah!!!!
goth 1+2 to poser kids: MARILYN MANSON ISNT GOTH YOU WANNABE PUSSIES!!
Poser kids: :( dont make fun of us. Our hearts are filled with black blood. See the cuts on my wrist?? theyre totally turning black. Were so badass!
Goth 1+2: ... Wrong people assholes. Thats emo. If you ever get goths confused with emos again, ill rip your tongue out of your mouth and feed it to my pet bat lucifer. >.>
Poser kids: were going to go change back into out banana republic stuff now(crying)
Goth 1+2 : WIN!!!!!!
goth 2: lets go make them cry
Goth 1: hell yeah!!!!
goth 1+2 to poser kids: MARILYN MANSON ISNT GOTH YOU WANNABE PUSSIES!!
Poser kids: :( dont make fun of us. Our hearts are filled with black blood. See the cuts on my wrist?? theyre totally turning black. Were so badass!
Goth 1+2: ... Wrong people assholes. Thats emo. If you ever get goths confused with emos again, ill rip your tongue out of your mouth and feed it to my pet bat lucifer. >.>
Poser kids: were going to go change back into out banana republic stuff now(crying)
Goth 1+2 : WIN!!!!!!
by WubbyWubby12414 February 11, 2010
Get the Poser Kids mug.A variation of poker that involves betting clothes instead of chips or money. The loser of the hand will give the winner an article of clothing rather than money or chips, thus stripping.
The usual rules imply that clothes are removed from the head down, and pairs of items such as socks must be taken off in that pair, they cannot be split up into 2 articles of clothing. Jewelry and/or Glasses do not count as an article of clothing.
The usual rules imply that clothes are removed from the head down, and pairs of items such as socks must be taken off in that pair, they cannot be split up into 2 articles of clothing. Jewelry and/or Glasses do not count as an article of clothing.
by Ebe December 29, 2004
Get the strip poker mug.Game played with dollar bills. Everyone gets their dollar out and uses the serial number to obtain their "hand" The only thing that counts here is high card, then pairs, then three of a kind, then four of a kind, then five of a kind, then six of a kind and so forth... There are no straights, flushes, full houses. The key here is that you use EVERYBODYS dollar to make the best hand. So the more players there are, the better hands there will be.
You have to call a higher hand than the last guy that called, so eventually if you can't beat what he called you have to lie, if you think he lied, you call bullshit on him.
You have to call a higher hand than the last guy that called, so eventually if you can't beat what he called you have to lie, if you think he lied, you call bullshit on him.
The five of us played liars poker, the first guy said 9, the second guy said pair of 2's, the third guy said pair of 8's the fourth guy said 3 6's, the fifth guy said 4 2's, the fifth guy said 5 2's... the next guy called bullshit and we all looked at everyones dollar and there were only 4 total 2s in our dollars...
by teabag March 2, 2007
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