baby poisoning

A more accurate description of morning sickness during pregnancy.

I have been nauseous all day long. I'm suffering from baby poisoning.

by The Sonia Show February 28, 2011

Stiring up the possoums/stiring

Looking for trouble.
Is an Asutralian term that comes from when people would shove a stick in a hollow log and stir vigourously in order to provoke a violent reaction.

1. Quit Stiring him up

2. this blokes going round stiring up the possums

by Daniel "The_Monkey_Pope" Tucker February 15, 2005

poison the well

awesome emo/scremo/metalcore band that sound fucking amazing. However they dont sound a bit like slipknot as poison the wells lyrics actually mean something and their music is well constructed. unlike the retarded amout of shit coming out of slipknot.

poison the well are fucking amazing

by pakibeater June 1, 2003

potholes in your lawn

Missing or misaligned teeth; a jacked up grill, esp. as the result of being punched in the mouth. A reference to the De La Soul song "Potholes in My Lawn".

If you don't shut up I'm finda put some potholes in your lawn.

by chrissypants August 17, 2006

poison the well

a decent melodic metalcore band for people new to the scene who have progressively gotten worse

poison the well is a decent band but other bands like remembering never and the red chord are better

by MChopp October 12, 2003

posso

Short for Possibly.

"You posso want to go into the City tonight?"
"Hmmm....Posso."

by Diego August 30, 2003

reality poisoning

An overdose of sobriety characterized by, but not limited to, symptoms of thumb-twiddling, toe-tapping, Myspace bulletin posting, and sex with a camel; brought on by an extreme and dangerous case of interminable boredom; antonymic of alcohol poisoning, and in many instances, more serious. If not treated with medical attention immediately, risk of spontaneous combustion is increased, as the blood levels of lameness spike severely, causing organic malfunction. Symptoms may only be cleared through a highly concentrated, injected dosage of fun.

The Catholic Church alone is responsible for 10% of reality poisoning related deaths in the United States fnord.

Source: The Lanan times.

by Lanan May 25, 2006