Possum

Another word for asshole, wanker, twat, pussy etc. Mainly used in Britain as an insult towards people, but also said in countries such as Australia and Canada.

Dude, that guy was such a twat
Yeah, such a fucking possum!

by Brakenissocoollike October 19, 2011

postulate

A scientific word meaning to "pull from one's ass." In the below sentence, this means that one or more scientists pulled that fact out of their asses. Whether or not they pulled your mom from one or more of their asses is left open to question. She may still be in there.

Scientists postulate that your mom has been fucked over two billion times in human history.

by Mecha Godzilla November 3, 2007

awesome my possum

Not Awesome.

"St. Anger by Metallica Awesome?! AWESOME MY POSSUM!"

by sheeps September 8, 2003

possum

Veracious nocturnal pest thats gets powned by lead pellets in the head.

" ohh man that possum got owned, lets go check it out"

by butch March 29, 2005

fat possum pussy

Pussy so open you say hi to your kids before the even pop out.

Damn baby you got a fat possum pussy! Is were all the marsupials go.

by shdh July 11, 2016

Potsie

Another term for <sweater vest>; on the tv show Happy Days the character Potsie always wore a sweater vest, even while on the beach watching Fonzie jump over the shark; hence the association.

I know we are business casual, but do you think I can rock a potsie or two, maybe just on Fridays??

by Mike D,the Ladies Choice October 16, 2008

possuming

A random act similar to planking and/or owling. Possuming is the act of laying with your knees bent at your sides and your head in your hands on random objects or in random places.

Dude, I wanna go possuming tonight. You down?
I'm so down.

by possumjunky July 27, 2011