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scottish postage stamp

a tab of acid
hey try this scottish postage stamp, it will fuck u up real good.
by pookie69 April 23, 2009
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A hurricane up your gay portal

A bad case of flatulence caused by eating too many onion rings

pungent odour emitting from the anus, caused by root vegatables coated in breadcrumbs or batter
OH my god whats that smell is that a hurricane up your gay portal !!!
by crispy minge August 29, 2010
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Portal

used as a single encompassing sentence/exclamation, to describe a site/object of historic, architectural or artist value, also used as a description as an activity, or reason.

This word started as a description from the game 'ingress' and has now evolved to mean pretty much anything to do with the game, including reasons to play, taking long detours, higher than average phone bills, late for social events,

It can even describe the effect done by people that submit lots of new portals, or the effect of an area after lots have been approved, often putting the fear of god in players afraid to open their scanners.....
"the fear of being portaled"
Examples include...
"why were you so late getting milk?"
"portal..."
"what are you doing up so late on your phone?"
"portal..."
"why are we driving this way..."
"portal..."
"dude.. your late!"
"portal...."
"You have been portaled!"

"what?!? *opens scanner* Oh holy hell...."
by allyourportalsarebelongtome April 27, 2014
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postpal

I'm doin' well checkin' my mail from me postpal.
by Hercolena Oliver May 2, 2010
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Postulate

To postulate means, but is not limited to, the following:
-An Orgasm
-Masturbating

-Jizzying
-Cumming
-Basically anything sexual that has to do with the excretion of juices.
Wow dude I just postulated so hard. I Postulated so hard last night. Oh this picture will really help me with Postulation.
by LowfatCriminal October 8, 2011
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renting portals

Ingress term
To rent a portal is to go into an opposite factions area & use a virus to flip it. The opposing faction can always flip back after an hour to regain control. This is is usually done to level 8 portals.
Poway Enlightened love renting portals because they just can't compete
by HarleyQuinn42 November 22, 2016
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Portal

Variation of tool. A receptacle for crap.
"Sheesh, Jarid's such a portal."
by Berta Beluthan April 17, 2008
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