Poon Plans

Common among females, two or more persons agree to plans at the beginning of the week that they will inevitably not follow through with. These plans are commonly forgotten due to the spontaneity with which they are created. Males that are aware of said plans are often able to detect that the plans will be cancelled due to the forgetfulness of the women, thus allowing them to also plan ahead to spend time with their female companions.

"Sally said she had already agreed to meet Gina for dinner this friday but those were just poon plans, I'm sure she'll be free that night."

by everybodywangchungtonight March 8, 2009

Poon slice

Relating to poon as used in referring to someone weak.

A poon slice is someone who is a weak and has been identified as such.

Person does or says something that puts his manhood into question.

"I don't think I'm drinking tonight. I'm going to stay home and catch up on some readings for class."

"Man, you're such a poon slice."

by Mohinder Sandhu December 10, 2009

Poon Buffoon

When a male or in some cases a female is unsure what to do with his or her woman.

Have you heard about Matt and Stacey? Yeah, he's a real Poon Buffoon!

by Fat Cats Fat February 22, 2011

poonacy

That special brand of crazy that can only be incited by a woman, particularly after a bad break-up.

A clear victim of poonacy, in a fit of rage, Officer Bieger fired several rounds from his service revolver into his ex's patrol car.

by PlayThatFunkyMusic November 15, 2011

Pomonok

1. Literally means "fish"
2. Housing projects in Queens filled with minorities. (Blacks and Hispanics aren't really minorities in NY though Whites like to say so) Bloods are prominent in this hood but they rarely commit crimes that are News-Worthy.

1. Native Americans thought Long Island looked like a fish so they named it Pomonok 2. Buttanutlaqueesha was born in Pomonok and became a prostitute for the bloods pimp Tyreese.

by RickDaHylianWarrior December 24, 2013

poison chalice

To receive something that seems fantastic or a real opportunity at first, but ultimately ends up sucking or causing damage to the recipient.

Joey passed the ball straight to Tim in front of goal microseconds before Tim was spear tackled by six defenders rendering him unconscious. Joey really passed him the Poison Chalice!

by Too much make up. October 13, 2015

poon smasher

when you and your bird are going at it mad time hard and it starts to hurt her

yeah josh is a little poon smasher , I got told her hurt lucy

by rape=good_health_care November 29, 2017