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Porky Bum Wank

To masturbate while rapidly fingering your ass hole
Ahh had a nice porky bum wank yesterday
by Hippo boy 24 August 26, 2017
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porker

a fugly bitch who thinks that they are amazing. They are really annoying and they should go fuck themselves
I heard the porker is porking a pork pie
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Porky minch

Porky is Ness and lucas there main enemie. Hes Also known as the king of pigs, or king P.

13 (earthbound)
Age unknown, estimated between 1,000 and 10,000 (Mother 3)

Porky grew up in onett, togheter with Ness. When they still were friends.

After Ness went on his journey to defeat giygas porky changed for the worse.

Porky first resurfaces as a high priest of the Happy gappies cult. led by the Carpainter.
Porky kidnaps Paula, with the intention of performing a human sacrifice. After the cult is disbanded, he tries to befriend Ness again, only to run off, Ness's "silent protagonist" status mistakenly gives the impression of harsh shunning, thus causing an insulted Porky to sever all ties with Ness and abandon him.

Porky finally reappears within the Cave of the Past, his skin pale and discolored, piloting an organic, spider-like machine. At this point, Porky reveals to Ness his true allegiance, taunting Ness and his companions before attacking them. Once Giygas is destroyed, Porky uses time travel to escape into another era, but not before taunting Ness one last time. His final lines of dialogue in the game come through Picky in a suspicious hate letter that says, "Come and get me, loser! Spankety spankety spankety!"

He reappears in mother 3. As the main enemie. Were he now rules over new pork city, and were he is more powerfull then ever before. He Also grow older, but besides that. Hes still a kid.
Porky Minch should get into smash tbh
by The aubergine man September 14, 2020
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porky

The feeling of getting a boner, mainly by men. Or wanting a girls bussy.
"Man, I'm feeling porky as hell
by idolmyhearteu May 3, 2021
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Poskey

usually used to describe overly clingy people who get obsessed and attached easily. A Poskey will do anything in their power to flirt with younger people and pray on children.
“who’s that?”
oh that’s a Poskey, stay away he will catch a case.”
by ihop pancakes August 17, 2021
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Poskey

Obsessive and prays on younger girls.

“Omg who is that guy?”
“Oh, thats a Poskey”
If you see a guy over 18 whos with a young girl, call him a poskey.
by fartsandshits August 17, 2021
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lukey pookey

a term of endearment for our silly little friends named luke
awh lukey pookey how are you today? are you still #delulu right now?
by lukey pookey May 18, 2023
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