A Person, Place, or Thing that reminds you of the dirty ring of poop/dirt/dead skin that lays in a nasty toilet right around the area where the water hits. The idea of this person, place, or thing may conjure a strange and ugly facial expression referred to as THE POOT MELON DANK RANK GLARE. Most commonly compared to the advanced stages of the STANK FACE.
Molly just sits up here and talks about Tommy all the time. Gahh she is such a Poot Melon. Like gu-ross.
Rebecca is a big ole nasty Poot Melon
Oh, don't go to that party. Their apartment is a Poot Melon.
Rebecca is a big ole nasty Poot Melon
Oh, don't go to that party. Their apartment is a Poot Melon.
by rizzle ratchet June 3, 2014
Get the poot melonmug. The last cum after you and your mans have been going rounds in the bedroom. It’s about enough cum to fill your bellybutton.
Lily: Tom and I went hard in bed last night. By the time we were done he could only manage a tiddly poot.
Riley: that’s cute!
Riley: that’s cute!
by The Elusive Duck November 13, 2020
Get the Tiddly pootmug. by tiltnexus April 18, 2018
Get the Pootmug. A mock-pet name for the Russian dictator Vladimir Putin, used to underline the absurdity of treating a KGB-trained revanchist warmonger like a misunderstood poodle. Most often used with heavy irony to emphasize the West’s naive appeasement or to ridicule the infantilization of a regime engaged in systemic repression, foreign invasions, and weaponized nostalgia for the empire of evil.
Derived from “Putin” + the puerile duplicity of Western leaders pretending a dead-eyed autocrat just needs a hug.
Derived from “Putin” + the puerile duplicity of Western leaders pretending a dead-eyed autocrat just needs a hug.
Pooty-Poot is at it again, rewriting history and jailing artists. Must be another one of those ‘traditional values’ days in Moscow.
by vadymecum_ June 9, 2025
Get the Pooty-Pootmug. by thedragonslayer420 November 10, 2020
Get the pootmug. One With The High Desire, To Kiss Assholes.
When One Kisses The Asshole, a Poot (fart) is let out, thus the person's mouth is next to the asshole, so it flows right into the mouth.
When One Kisses The Asshole, a Poot (fart) is let out, thus the person's mouth is next to the asshole, so it flows right into the mouth.
Boy: I Heard Your The Best Pootnage Speaker..
Girl: Yeah,they say that, why?
Boy: Well, I'm the best Poot Plucker in town....
Girl: Yeah,they say that, why?
Boy: Well, I'm the best Poot Plucker in town....
by CherryPoots December 5, 2010
Get the Poot Pluckermug. I accidentally pooted again
by Chuggus July 9, 2021
Get the Pootmug.