Poot

A person who is both a pleasure and a hoot (funny), a poot.

I had such a good time with you and couldn't stop laughing! You're such a poot!

by Chirpchirp July 7, 2015

poot swag

The act of someone trying to hinder you sauce and the amount of sauce to drip that usually is allowable by the Scale Of Litness.

why everybody trying to stop your poot swagg

by Doctor Murder 420 May 14, 2019

poot

A high pitched fart, that sounds like a misplayed trumpet note.

Did you just poot? Or maybe you forgot to tell me that you've started learning the trumpet?

by lawrence De Plume September 2, 2019

Pooting

Yorkshire (and possibly broader) slang that is pretty old and perhaps only in common usage in the countryside.

Pooting: To wander in a relaxed manner; potentially from poot = fart, -> ‘farting about’ meaning to do something in an inefficient manner, not necessarily interested in any particular end goal.

“Hey Jim. Are you about today? Fancy a pint?”

“Hey Tim. Nah, sorry mate, me and the missus are pooting around Dalby Forest for the weekend. I’m not sure when we’ll be back.”

by SirDingleberry August 23, 2021

pooted on my balls

When you fart on someone's testicles.

" My pug pooted on my balls and then I screamed. "

by Sammy Superdude August 12, 2016

granny poot

a granny poot is when your grandma (or any grandparent) farts really loud and doesn't say anything (and nobody reacts to it) because they're old and gassy.

johnny: did you hear pops fart at thanksgiving dinner?
samuel: yeah, it was one hell of a granny poot.

by survival of th beean October 30, 2018

Pooted

It just means farted.

I had gas, so I pooted.

by JoDamMammy February 25, 2019