The Pooper Scooper Lick Me Off

When you dunk your balls into a toilet filled with shit and puke that has sat there for hours and then let a girl lick it off your balls. PSLMO for short. It can be performed where any toilet is convenient, yes even at a bar toilet or even a minimart toilet

Jimmy performed The Pooper Scooper Lick Me Off on a girl named Grace. Sean did the PSLMO on Jimmy so naughtily that the world couldn't understand anything

by Faid March 14, 2014

patriot pooper

A person or group of people who are determined to close every bathroom at North Warren Regional High-School. To do this they deficate as much as possible into the bathroom toilets, after clogging them.If the perpetrators are super determined they will use the walls.

Alex: "Hey I clogged the toilet, I'm the patriot pooper"
Jeff: "Oh that's great I love running across the school to the only open bathroom"

by TrashManv33 June 15, 2018

Pooper's High

The elation and exuberance felt after dropping a large deuce.

There was no match to the Pooper's High Thomas experienced after his tasting tour of Northeast hot dog joints. He felt positively effervescent, refreshed, and ready to run a marathon.

by SheLarry June 20, 2012

super duper pooper scooper 4002 ultra willy version™

the super duper pooper scooper 4002 ultra willy version™ is gay as fuck and ripped my dick off the other day

unrecommended

"I use the super duper pooper scooper 4002 ultra willy version™ to get sucked off"
"What the fuck"

by Jestin' Jaber November 13, 2022

Selfie Pooper

Someone who hates taking selfies with others

My friend John is a selfie pooper, he never wants to take selfies with us when we go out.

by Fireworm April 9, 2017

Pooper Duper

People who walk their dogs with no intention of picking up after them but carry plastic bags or other implements for doing so to appear that they do.

"Oh look, Frank is walking his great dane and has those poop bags for cleaning up after him!"
"Don't be too impressed, he's a pooper duper."

by slomo67 December 1, 2016

Squat Pooper

A member of a third world or under developed country where toilet facilities are uncommon or non existent.

My job is being outsourced to some overseas squat pooper.

by Terry needs a job May 4, 2014