Pony Spank

a sex act while in reverse cowgirl. the guy sings “old town road” and the girl asserts her dominance by spanking him to the beat.

friend: is this relationship serious?
guy: dude, we literally pony spanked in the cemetery last night.

by ponyspank69 July 2, 2021

Pony bait

A term used for damaged my little ponies that can’t be restored to their original state, be it due to plastic colour fade or any other conditions. These ponies are often used for OOAK (custom) projects and will be sold for this purpose.

I got this toy bundle, it’s full of pony bait

by XxXiXxX October 23, 2019

Bone Pony

any poser guy can be a Bone Pony, but the term usually refers to those who use handfuls of gel in their hair, shave their balls, and/or drive any car previously seen in a movie starring Vin Diesel.

Check out that N*Sync clone over there...what a Bone Pony!

by Bombadil April 21, 2003

G-pony

G-pony is a true gangsta and usually a member of the 6am drinking club.

Girl: damn I can't believe we stayed up playing beer pong until 6am again...
Guy: I know were some f***ing g-pony's

by pong princess June 13, 2010

Pony Phuck

When brony and unicorn fornicate.

What a wild pony phuck.

by PineappleJuice March 9, 2015

Rome Pony

An awesome sexual act of vague description that would offend your Gram.

He bought her three drinks at the bar and later she gave him a rome pony!

by occasionalpants May 11, 2015

ride the pony

to take 4 shots as fast as possible

John: Do you want to ride the pony tonight?
Alex: Yes! I'm trying to get very drunk!!

by ponyupbitch December 13, 2018