plop water

Whilst taking a dump, the force of the turd splashes the water which then gets water all over your ass. That water is "plop water"

So I was taking a dump, real big one, and I got the worst plop water

by PlopWater the IV November 6, 2009

Ploplet

A tiny tiny piece of poo that plops into the water from the word 'droplet'; noun (from the verb plop); pronounced plop-let.

Person 1: Did you have a good poo?

Person 2: Neh, just a ploplet

by G Daaaaaaaaawg February 10, 2010

ploosh bloosh

the sound that is made when u take a shit and the toilet water splooshes up and gently kisses ur anal glands

"ah!!!!! what a nice surprise :) lov cleanse self ass with ploosh bloosh"

by gaydicklefrick69 April 9, 2017

Plopping Bunghole

When one person sucks anothers penis until he cums then spits the cum into his/hers asshole, then the two people go bunghole to bunghole and farts the cum into each others assholes, thus making a plopping sound as thr cum bubbles from asshole to asshole

Dude, last night Jenny and I did the plopping bunghole, It did take while to clean all the cum out of our assholes.

by Creamcave December 23, 2018

sock plop

A sock plop is when you put butter in your sock and it makes a plop

Oh my gawd! that is one mean sock plop

by WaffleDude July 16, 2014

Indian Plop

While standing with a group of people conversing, you suddenly shit onto the floor without missing a beat in the conversation. This must be in a standing position, just like they did in the old days.

Me: So, I was out with this slut the other night.

You: Yea, she is a slut, I have fucked her so many times....

(You shit on the floor)

You: Next time I'm going to dip my hand in the honey pot!

Me: Dude, you just literally shit on the floor like an Indian would. That was a hell of an Indian plop!

You: Word!

by MentalTyrant1 February 12, 2017

hat-plop emphasis

Refers to an occasion where you are accompanying your buddy on a warm-weather stroll and he has asked you to temporarily carry his floppy sun-hat, and then during your shared conversation, you voice a strong and/or important statement that carries a significant amount of "weight" to it; you therefore "drive home" your point by dramatically/flourishingly squashing your friend's hat back onto his head.

Using hat-plop emphasis to drive home your point is not intended to be offensive or demeaning in the least, of course, but it must be performed appropriately/diplomatically in order to avoid your seeming arrogant or insulting. One of the best ways to accomplish this is to smile and raise your eyebrows somewhat as you carry out this maneuver; extra credit if you also make a loud humorous spluttering sound with your tongue/lips --- like imitating the long raspy passing of gas --- as you do so, ensuring that the person knows that you have merely playful/harmless intentions in your actions.

by QuacksO September 19, 2018