Vegas Death Plague

Cause - going to Las Vegas and getting crazy fucked up and/or doing any of the following while there; drinking scotch from the cookie of Katie, 6 bottles 2 hours at the Bank, eating soil (who eats soil?), snacking on 2 day old cream cheese that was not refrigerated.

Symptoms - cold or hot sweats that may smell of alcohol, general all over body ache, hot congested chest, aching throat, coughing or hacking with mysterious saliva color, crazy colored poop, mysterious bruises and cuts, fatigue, massive headache, fever, constant challenge to those around you to Ro Sham for a dollar, tipping for everything you do, and a general feeling of death.

I went to Vegas and got ridiculously crazy with the coolest crew ever. I'm now home and feel like I got the Vegas Death Plague.

by Goof T June 1, 2009

plaggle

A Carburetor ..ie A Mixing Chamber Of Gasses & Fluids

To Have A Plaggle

by Youngie June 9, 2004

plahoo

A word usually used when high on crack or acting like high on crack.

PLAHOO!!!!! *passes out*

by Brandon December 6, 2004

plahtanqkqrious

When sang with the Barney "I love you" song it increases sperm count.

1: adj, verb, pro., noun, a reference to the penis.
2: A religious term meaning praise the lord.
3: Chuck Norris
4: A reference to communism

5: A Tbag gone wrong. (the Tbaged suffocates.)

Your Plahtanqkqrious is huge!

by RestlessEsteban May 30, 2009

Pubonic Plague

Crabs, Public lice: get's transported from person to person during intercourse. The main symptom is itching, usually in the pubic-hair area, resulting from hypersensitivity to louse saliva, which can become stronger over two or more weeks following initial infestation. In some infestations, a characteristic grey-blue or slate coloration appears (maculae caeruleae) at the feeding site, which may last for days.

Paul: "What the fuck Steve, stop scratching your balls."

Steve:"Sorry man your sister gave me the Pubonic Plague."

by dsorchestra90 November 1, 2010

Green Tongue Plague

A hangover the morning after drinking green beer on St. Patrick's Day.

"Hey man! Did you have fun on St. Patty's Day?"
"I sure did bro. Me and the boys were HAMMERED!! I woke up naked on the 18th with the Green Tongue Plague!

by TangClock March 17, 2010

plachta

to laser talk someone to the point where earbleeding may occur. To repeat stories or phrases just so you know that everyone on earth knows you said it. To be totally plutonic with a girl so that she will regard you as a girlfriend and not a man, forsaking your manhood and the existance of your penis.

Dude, he's so gay, he's plachta.
That guy is like plachta, no way he's getting a bid.
Mike plachta has a baby dick.

by Poopy pants January 19, 2005