Baggy Pants Poo poo stained drawers thug

The type of guy you will see in public holding a woman's hand you admire. Woman will not only start a relationship with these men, but have their children as well. These baggy pants thugs will past their poo poo genes to the next generation where the emotionally abused nice guy must take care of.

This phenomenon on why women choose to be with drama inducing poo poo thugs is why there's an increase of single mothers.

I went to the mall on the weekend and saw a young pregnant women holding hands with a baggy pants poo poo stained drawers thug.

Mary's father had a look of utter failure on his face as his daughter brought home a baggy pants poo poo stained drawers thug.

by Reformed Poo Poo May 15, 2010

Nogtard's pants

Tent-sized light blue Y-fronts worn by Nogtard. First spotted on 22nd August when Nogtard stopped in the street and lifted his polo shirt. The pants were halfway up his chest and of a style not made since 1987. How often he changes them is anyone's guess.

Are we getting a marquee for my birthday party?

Not sure we'll get one big enough for all those guests we've got coming. We'll have to use Nogtard's pants instead.

by by Kenny Spoffo-Grumpbeetle August 22, 2009

Pantsworthy

Having adequate merit to justify putting on pants for.

"Dan’s wedding seems like a pantsworthy event."

“Dude, where are your pants?” “I hardly think drive-thru Taco Bell is pantsworthy.”

by This is not Pantsworthy May 10, 2010

hmong pants

Pants that are worn by a Hmong person that covers their whole shoes. Usually worn by Hmong guys.

Oh damn! I like that hmong pants. What kind of shoes are you wearing?

by Preap June 21, 2010

puddin pants

Somebody who shits themselves and has a big load of shit in their underwear that resembles pudding.

Tom is a big puddin pants because he can't stop shitting on himself.

by JMud January 27, 2011

Gravy Pants

1. Pants with a gravy stain on them.
2. One who wears said pants.

I had a messy lunch, so if we get lost in the caves we can find sustenance by sucking on the nutrients in my gravy pants until help arrives.

by Paineroo January 19, 2008

fly by the seat of your pants

1. to pilot a plane by feel and instinct rather than by instruments

2. to proceed or work by feel or instinct without formal guidelines or experience

It's during a time like that that you must fly by the seat of your pants.

by Light Joker May 12, 2006