Peyton

A really cute dumbass that has a sprinkle of German and hates the Packers. He also loves the Bears... sadly. There is no helping a Peyton as they are usually homeschooled and can't find their own dick over the fatass stomach. He always acts grumpy because his thongs are too far up his ass. Super sexy, though, and has good sex.
hey man... your being a peyton
by this is brooks April 13, 2023
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Peyton is a intitled butch with an attitude
Peyton is a bitch
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Peyton

A guy who really cares but never believes in himself enough to talk to some one other than his one or two best friends, and hates the idea of trying something new. A really funny and caring guy when you get to know him. Everybody loves him, except he believes he comes off as annoying or un-likeable to anyone else. Often spends a lot of time by himself and thinks of himself as ugly when really he isn't that bad looking. Generally if something mean is said in a joking way he will most likely take it to heart and consume all of his thoughts with it. A great guy but just can't see it.
person 1: "Hey look at Peyton."

person 2: "I wish he would talk to more people then just "insert random name" and that other guy."
by Africannot July 21, 2021
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Peyton

A guy who really cares but never believes in himself enough to talk to some one other than his one or two best friends, and hates the idea of trying something new. A really funny and caring guy when you get to know him. Everybody loves him, except he believes he comes off as annoying or un-likeable to anyone else. Often spends a lot of time by himself and thinks of himself as ugly when really he isn't that bad looking. Generally if something mean is said in a joking way he will most likely take it to heart and consume all of his thoughts with it. A great guy but just can't see it.
Person 1: "Hey look at Peyton."
Person 2: "I wish he would talk to more people then just "insert random name" and that other guy."
by Africannot July 21, 2021
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Peyton we call her pp but she definitely is not perfect she has her moments but she is gorgeous
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Peyton we call her pp but she definitely is not perfect she has her moments but she is gorgeous
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Peyton

That weird but hilarious girl who has funny features. While she has some flaws and a little bit of trauma despite that she gives her all into everything she does. When you piss her off, she calls her best friends. She's quick to ask her friends what to do when she is talking to a guy (or girl) and then quickly do the opposite of what they say. She definitely has some battle scars but what didn't kill her made her stronger. While she has some irrational fears, her rational fear is magnets and for good reason. She is a die hard Chicago Cubs fan and if you try to tell her differently it won't end well. If you happen to come across any kind of relationship, friendship or dating, with a Peyton, hold onto it. It will the most funny, confusing, kind-hearted and hilarious relationship you'll ever be apart of. Keep her close and keep her heart in mind because the kind of love her heart carries is the most beautiful kind. Although Peyton is a beautiful soul, seriously keep her away from sharp objects it may never end well.
"I'm best friends with Peyton, she's a lovable crackhead!"
by Kadty July 20, 2023
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