Pedophilia

Something our society really fucking overreacts to.

I mean, for fucks sake, pedophilia's bad, but its not like it's an act of genocide; you're dehumanizing these people and refusing to think rationally.

You people make me sick.

by Dr. Jesus D.O. May 31, 2009

Pedophile

People who are attracted to kids.

"Sad how the non-offending pedophiles who don't want their attraction can't seek help without risking arrest. People who defend pedophiles or act on their desires should get yeeted to a maximum security prison."

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 6, 2022

touch of a paedophile

A football term when someone miscontrols the ball. Touch of a paedophile, hardly the softest of touches.

When someone knocks the ball out of play, you shout that wasthe touch of a paedophile.

by Richard Slatcher July 15, 2005

Pedophile

A fucking dumbass.

Pedo: Hey u look hawt
Child: Thanks!
Pedo: wanna date
Child: Yeah! :D
Pedo let’s meet up irl

Child: Okay! My address is 69 Fucker Drive
Pedo: yay thx
The next day.....
Child: Mommy I think I’m pregnant

Mom: NOOOOO!!! WHY MY BABY?!?!?! SHE’S ONLY 10!!!! WHY WOULD THAT STUPID PEDOPHILE DO THAT TO MY BABY

by Princess Cringe June 7, 2018

paedophile

You spelled it wrong you british motherfucker. Its pedophile, not paedophile, ya twat.

British person: paedophiles suck. Murrican motherfucking badass: Its pedophile you wanker!

by faffabetaler April 14, 2019

word pedophile

one who make many "play on words".

Kevin:you dumb
Jeff:well your lame
Kevin:pff i have perfect use of both my legs thank you very lil
Jeff:dude dont be such a word pedophile

by HxK Kevin December 19, 2007

Pedophile

Someone sexually attracted to under-age children.

Most have a strong desire to rape them but never do so (which is called pediphilia OCD), while others carry out their desires. People don’t care if a person has pedophila disorder or pedophilia OCD beause they’re all grouped together and deemed as absolutely disgusting people that should all just dissapear from the world.

“Hey did you see that pedophile on the news?” “Yeah but i heard he was just a case of pedophilia OCD.” “still, what a disgusting sick f*ck, right! Would never let my kid get within a range of a kilometer of that guy!”

by Just someone whos really bored March 29, 2021