Penis-Head

a head that looks like a really big and ugly penis.

Dylan Green the Penis-Head!!

by cockman2431 February 28, 2009

erect as a 5 a.m. penis

adj. Describing something that is very straight or stiff, or someone standing that way.

Tennis instructor: "Evan, you have to bend your knees on that shot!"
Evan: "What, I'm not getting down low enough?"
Tennis instructor: "Low enough? You're as erect as a 5 a.m. penis."

by stockman09 November 22, 2010

penis butter

The substance that you spread on the vagina toast.

mmmmm. that "penis butter" was suberb!

by spann twin February 28, 2011

Penis Puffing

A term for a cheap-shot in the world of wrestling, penis puffing occurs when one wrestler provides a powerful blow to the crotch of an opponent, and the impact causes swelling of the genitalia.

Fan 1: "Did you see Justin's match last night? Some guy was penis puffing him the whole round."

Fan 2: "Yeah, he must have one hell of a sore mutten dagger today."

by SwedishHotpocket January 13, 2009

Penis

A obviously edible sausage

Guy 1: Yo look it’s a penis
Guy 2: Brooo eat it

by TheGreatestNameToEverFingExist December 29, 2021

bitch penis

An insult that transcends traditional gender definitions by implying that a person is both a bitch and a penis. Used only in the most extreme circumstances of bitchiness and dickiness.

Chris: Wow, Chives kicked us out of his house.

Johnson: Ya, he's such a bitch penis.

Chris: Let's make a dubstep song about how much of a bitch penis he is.

by DJ NoSocks July 4, 2011

penne penis

a soft, white, micro penis. that acts and looks like a penne pasta noodle

DAMN he has a penne penis???? that’s too bad

by daddyyyyfuckme November 26, 2018