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Pedo

A word used to describe "groomers" such as Millistice (owner of millistice.com) aka nul aka elvie aka xhax
Pedos do NOT deserve natural rights
by kaedeeeeeeeee February 24, 2024
mugGet the Pedomug.

pedo

stereoypically a man who drives a white van looking for little kiddies to be kidnaped
pedo:hey how u doin'
kid:ummmm *the fuck do i do*
pedo: u hungry i have food in the back of me van
kid:*i guess im hungry* ye sure *gets in van*

pedo: *drives of*
kid:*banging on the van scared out of their shit*
random old lady:*well something is al little sussy*
by PApEr|CuT June 12, 2021
mugGet the pedomug.

Pedo Density

The percentage of people in a certain area (often every sqkm) that are attracted to kids (pedophiles).
England has a MASSIVE pedo density, maybe we shouldn't let our kids go out alone in case they get fucked.
by FirstLastName February 20, 2024
mugGet the Pedo Densitymug.

pedo

zoe laverne....
tony lopez...
aka tony lopy
zoe laverne is a pedo
by Wellllllllll idk November 30, 2020
mugGet the pedomug.

pedo stash

When a man’s moustache looks makes them look like a pedo
Bob: Bruv you need to get rid of the pedo stash
John: Mate my shaver is broken i’ll get a new one next week
by lukeeey January 22, 2025
mugGet the pedo stashmug.

Pedo's welcome gift

A name of a punishment for child molesters in prison. the other inmates hold the predator in showers down doggy style. and one or more inmates grab broom sticks and proceed to shove them down the child molesters asshole. and proceed to beat him to a pulp. He or she would be very lucky to be alive when it's over.
Inmate 1 Hey man you see the dude over there he's in here for raping a young child
Inmate 2. Ok I'll tell my bunk mates to come to showers at 8 am we got a give this guy a pedo's welcome gift
by RetroWhiteHat October 17, 2020
mugGet the Pedo's welcome giftmug.

Pedo worm

An interpretative dance made by a group of friends in Quebec in the summer of 2024. Get on the ground and do push ups while slowly crawling towards your 'target'. Once reached, you will give the target's ankle a hickey.
Liv hit Mina with the pedo worm.
by GuessWhatChickenButt49 June 11, 2025
mugGet the Pedo wormmug.

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