Parting The Red Sea

Spreading of the anus by means of both hands, placed wrist deep inside and forced outwards horizontally. Synonyms include "Black Holing", "Deep Sea Diving", "Opening the Saloon", "The Jaws of Life", or "Swimming the Chocolate River".

"Call me Moses the way I'm parting the Red Sea."

by salmon_eggs August 21, 2024

Patinophobia

Extreme or irrational fear of Roller-skating

I tried having fun, but I think I might have patinophobia.

by MisterPresidential March 10, 2025

Palingula

Dialectic term for genitals, seen regionally in Monterrey, Mexico and Salisbury, MD, USA

No me toques mi palingula!
Don’t touch my palingula!

Me pica la palingula!
My palingula itches!

by Dr. Diesel PhD September 21, 2025

Pasting like Church

To spend your day pasting to get the perfect seal

I was Pasting like Church

by Metallic Man September 25, 2025

Patong Schlong

A dirty poo covered bell end usually obtained from a seedy night out with a ladyboy in the brothels of Thailand.

By Jove Nicholls!! I woke up this morning with the most god awful patong schlong!! I have no memory of last night’s shenanigans!!

by Befferson 2 June 10, 2025

Paying the people around me with money you made from my enslavement to help you keep me enslaved

And I still don't give a single absolute fuck about historical slavery or child murder.

Hym "Paying the people around me with money you made from my enslavement to help you keep me enslaved now going to be the impetus for child murder. They should have told you to go fuck yourself so I'm going to go ahead and do it for them. Go fuck yourself!"

by Hym Iam July 5, 2025

'Paling

The act of inserting needles or other thin sharp objects, into ones urethra through the shaft of the penis, causing additional holes to be added to the urethra for ejaculate or urine to be excreted out of.

Short form of "impaling"

Last night I was 'paling for the first time and now it burns to piss.

by NYS Department of Finance January 17, 2026