Patheticnicity

One who is born pathetic, making it their constant state of being. Examples most often seen during times of rejection, fear or failure. Highly correlates with low self-esteem, lack of self-worth and hopelessness.

"Your patheticnicity is showing"

by Woala March 19, 2010

pathetic morons

A group of people on a stupid chat that have absolutely nothing to do with their lives.

Look there goes those pathetic morons looking for something to do again

by Pathetic Moron March 11, 2016

Pathetic, fucking idiot

Kids and adolescents, that think they're cool, because they use slangs and smoke weed. Mostly age 13-16.

A: You saw Jerry last night smoking indica?
B: Yes, what a pathetic, fucking idiot. A fucker thinking he's cool.

by _mk_ps_ October 16, 2017

Pathetically crying

Fake cry for help when help is not needed.

Monitoring another person to find their weakness and play crying.

To see a man or woman pathetically crying to get what they want.

by Readmeagain May 12, 2022

Path to success

No- Hey, it wasn't intended to be pushed as a path fo success. It was intended to be evidentiary of the fact that under the right circumstances it's incredibly easy to be wildly successful. I said it and I was correct.

Hym "No- It was never intended to be an iterable path to success. I said 'You're not special for succeeding. It actually wouldn't take much. You have to do this, this, and this under theses circumstances. Easy 200 million. It's not complicated.' The REAL message you're trying to prevent from spreading is exactly that. That the success aren't special. They're barely culpable in their own success. Circumstances CAN be changed. And sometimes it can take as little AS READING A FUCKING URBAN DICTIONARY DEFINITION TO CHANGE YOUR LIFE FOREVER AND RADICALLY PROPEL YOU TO SUCCESS."

by Hym Iam September 23, 2023

Wall path

When somebody goes on a rant using their facebook status. Applicable to things such as twitter as well.

Jenny ****: every person has there day and your number is gonna be up soon believe you me

(See 5 posts saying the same thing about someone being fucking pissed at someone and using their facebook to express it)

Usage: Oh crap, Jenny's gone on a wall path at someone again.

by uniquenamegoeshere September 19, 2010

Homo-Pathetic

(1) A homosexual that tries way too hard to look & act & talk like the homosexuals you see on the popular media.

Alas, their attempts appear pathetic or half-assed or vastly extravagant to the point that they appear like a sloppy, half-made copy of the top-tier homosexuals that are way too beautiful & successful to even be considered normal human beings.

Note: This definition is purely for entertainment purposes, not in any way meant to harm/belittle/make fun of the lgbt community.

“You see that man in the middle of the parade? All dressed up in vibrant rainbow cloth, with brilliantly colored hair, his makeup is so freaking sloppy, isn’t it? Haha, how Homo-Pathetic of him...”

“For all the gay youtuber beauty guru videos you’ve watched, John, your makeup skills haven’t even gotten to the part where you look all flawless & angelic as them. How homo-pathetic I might add,” he teased.

“Watch & learn, guys, “ Bob exclaimed in an extravagant yet high-pitched voice, moving his hands all over the place like he knew what he was doing’ “as I put on this drug store foundation that exactly matches my skin tone & totally doesn’t make me look all tanned!” *giggles for the hundredth time in a three minute video*

by eChildOfNight June 25, 2018