Pardon

a gay ass way of saying Sorry

Eli: Yo, how big is your dick?
Mike: Pardon?
Eli: Yo, bitch you don't live in England, you like in United States bitch!

by someunfunnyguy69 June 10, 2018

Parkour

Getting from A to Z as fast as one can, jumping over buildings and rolling around.

I parkoured in Steven's house yesterday. It was fun until he shot at me with one of his guns.

by SMmmmmmmm September 29, 2013

parkour

The art of jumping on and over things like a complete badass.

Holy shit man that guy must be some kind of magical parkour master!

by Random black guy 420 May 28, 2014

pardon my german

Pardon my German, a.k.a. "begnadigen Sie mein Deutsches" is a phrase jokingly used to excuse farting or burping in an inappropriate situation; it is similar in use to pardon my French, which is used to excuse one's profane language.

Job Interviewer: Well, that's all everything. do you have any questions for me about the company?

Candidate: No, but-- *LOUD, LONG OBNOXIOUS MALODOROUS FART*

Job Interviewer: *stunned silence*

Candidate: Heh...um, pardon my German.

by Codpiece Clown December 22, 2007

Parkour

The reason why we should really watch the new generation.

In parkour, instead of sitting down you can do a back flip hip turn and then sit down. Parkour is just another things emos do to attention seek. Next time you're in town, look for the retard climbing a bin.

You'll think this is shit, but think about this question.

Do you really want a fat emo running and doing backflips on your car bonnet?

Emo 1; Did you see dat? I did sum sik parkour tripl backflipz
Emo 2; KWL.

by Floorbuster February 7, 2007

parko

an addiction to plastic surgery, onset is very early in ones teenage years.

I hope when I move to LA i don't get a parko

by kaz & joxter October 11, 2009

Pantomime

While wearing smeared, black mascara, the person will perform fellatio until completion and let said partner finish on their face while remaining silent.

After the shower, I asked Sally for a Pantomime. She looked over and smiled, then she put down her makeup remover.

by Khathaddeus January 10, 2022