pointing them toes

To have enjoyable sex while orgasming causing toes to point

Are y'all pointing them toes tonight?

by 123567489427894 June 9, 2017

Printing Press

This sex act requires that you abduct three little girls and strip them naked in your basement. You must then break their knees with a sledgehammer, toss the girls aside, create a mixture of laxatives and your bodily fluids (especially cum and vomit), and let it blend for ten minutes. During these ten minutes, you are to stand a few meters from your desired girl, charge towards her, ram your cock (you can use a spiked dildo, albeit not necessary) up her ass (cunts and mouths are acceptable), and repeat for each girl until the blending finishes. Feed one of the girls your concoction and, with a staple gun, connect the girls' mouths to each other's asses so that they form an endless human centipede. After some time, collect some of their shit and use it to spell out a phrase of your choice. Smear the shit on their faces afterwards and beat off on their backs and faces.

Vomit on a printing press for bonus points.

by Yopmail User August 27, 2023

Toilet Printing Press

When a fatass can't wipe his ass due to his ass cheeks being so big so he spreads his ass enough to fit some toilet paper in there and like a print press closes his ass to press the shit on the paper.

My doctor said I'm on the road to obesity, I don't want to be operating a Toilet Printing Press anytime soon

by meme man 696969 November 8, 2018

paintin

the act of leaving rubber (burning out) on any paved surface, for any distance as to immitate painted traffic lines.

what are you doing tonight?
Thinkin about hopping in the big boy and doing some road paintin.

by abdows January 18, 2007

T-Paining

someone who can't sing but uses auto-tune to make them sound good because they are to cheap to get someone who can sing to sing it for them

All the t-paining mainstream rappers are doing is killing my ears but helping their bank accounts

by L.B.M November 10, 2011

Paining

When you get hurt and feel pain, a general sense of when you are in pain. Like a feeling, or a sense of feeling.

Eish, my leg is paining. Or when you have a headache, you say, "my head is paining". If you are playing cricket and get hit with the cricket ball on your thighs or legs, you scream; or not scream, "My leg is paining".

by The Maadhir, watkyn ;) September 3, 2016

Pinting

When a person's aim in a pub/bar is to pull someone of the same-sex at the bar.

Chris was pinting, and it worked! Chris and John are hoping to have a civil partnership by the end of the year.

by Peter Barnes May 21, 2008