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putting

to engulf/subsume(as in the golf technique) your own testicles in your own anus. Having engulfed/subsumed your own balls into your own bumhole, you have someone penetrate you in your ass with a dildo/strap on or penis or any other .
dave: i start of with a rusty tombone last night, then my dave:i was getting a rusty trombone, when my partner started to milk my balls, and then my partner said 'shall i putt you....'

john: whats putting?

dave: its when your stick your balls up your own ass and then have someone fuck you

john: oh,nice
by the putter 2012 December 9, 2012
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Putting the lotion in the basket

In hockey, to score a goal. Derived from an oft-repeated line from the film, The Silence of the Lambs, as uttered by the character Buffalo Bill: "It puts the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again. It puts the lotion in the basket."
"Jagr leads the team in scoring, but Lemieux is no slouch at putting the lotion in the basket either."

"Iginla breaks away, dekes left....and puts the lotion in the basket! His 20th of the season."
by Nat Turner September 14, 2008
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puttemansland

a well know asskicker from the small town of Mönsterås, Sweden.
He is one of the wisest people on earth a.s.o
He also knows EVERYTHING about Star Wars that there is to know.
he loves kufa over everything else.
Hey! how'd ya know that? AAaahh you must be Puttemansland
by Patrik April 28, 2004
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Puttin' the Smack Down!

1. Talkin' Trash

2. Something really good or cool, or doing something really cool or good.

3. Kickin' ass!

4. Droppin' Plates
Jarrod Washburn was really "Puttin' the smack down!" in that game tonight!
by Plate Dropper July 24, 2009
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putty knife

What a skank may use to put her make up on to cover up her acne.
I saw that girl Crystal in Home Depo trying to find a putty knife.
by hotchick880 December 2, 2010
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putting my face on

Boy: What is taking so long? We have to be there in 10 minutes.
Girl: Why don't you calm the fuck down! I'm putting my face on.
by catfish2124 September 26, 2013
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putting you off

to not hang out or to lower in priority of things to do/people to meet or talk with.
Person A: Are we still on for the movies tomorrow?

Person B : I'm putting you off till tuesday because I have a doctors appointment
by yoloyolo5454545 October 14, 2013
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