Pumpkin Sluts

1) White Women who wait all year for September to roll around so they can dress up like Hans Solo dragging their ADHD ridden kids named Kyle and Madison to Apple Orchids and Pumpkin Farms taking 500 photos for instagram while having to be seen drinking some kind of PUMPKIN FLAVORED hot beverage in the process

2) Women who post about Halloween and how much they cant wait for it to be HALLOWEEN IN JULY.....

3)Women who have an unhealthy attachment to eating and drinking all things PUMPKIN SPICE FLAVORED

4) MILFS who like to hit on younger farm hands at the Pumpkin Patch

DUDE......tommy is in the barn right now banging one of those PUMPKIN SLUTS from Long Island.....

Pumpkin Sluts by BigLarry718 August 13, 2022

Pumpkin pain 

When a Halloween decoration attacks you.

Help! The lantern fell off! I'm in pumpkin pain!

Pumpkin pain by Raven_CD September 1, 2022

Pumpkin Swapping 

Much like swinging.

But the straight couples become gay couples.

IE . The husbands become a pair and the wives become a pair .

Me and my old lady just got back from a cruise and man do we do some pumpkin swapping .

Pumpkin Swapping by The hammer . September 7, 2022

Pumpkin Puss Wagon 

The Pumpkin puss wagon is synonymous with a reverse harem gang bang. 1 dude, lots of puss. But, it’s for the basic bitches.

To successfully complete a Pumpkin puss wagon, you need to get a bunch of basic girls with their ugg boots, leggings and flannels on a fall tractor ride. The shit with hay and pumpkins.

When the tractor starts going is when you bend them over the side of the tractor. You fuck them and stick a squash in their ass.

All the bumps and jumps of the tractor is sure to make this difficult, but well worth the nut.

Bonus points if you can get a pumpkin in someone’s ass.

“Kayleigh, Hayleigh, and Mayleigh asked me to join their pumpkin puss wagon ride”

Pumpkin Puss Wagon by Sickfuckers September 24, 2022

Pumpkin Daisy 

Pumpkin Daisy is a Staffordshire Bull Territory that is white with black spots on the skin and is a neutered male.

Good morning Pumpkin Daisy!!

Pumpkin Daisy by Yoyoyumyum October 24, 2022

pumpkin puree 

A heavy discharge of fecal matter in the shorts after consuming spicy food

I made some pumpkin puree after last night's Mexican dinner

pumpkin puree by BIG T 49 March 24, 2023

Pumpkin-Goblin 

Pumkpin-Goblin. -A rare breed of offspring of the underground run-a-way slaves.
Defined characteristics- A 4 foot tall male, darker than the ace of spades, looks like Terry Cruz built like the roc. Hand picked by masta Charles himself.All of whom dreads to shoulder length, black wife beaters, Orange County cross.

Pumpkin-Goblin. LOOK! One of those punkin goblins is stealing my television!

Pumpkin-Goblin by OneTimeBusted May 7, 2023