Get it Pumped!

Instigate sexual relations forthwith, occasionally shortened to GIP. Originally started by proud fenians on the thehuddleboard.com, not by the smelly lot although they were certainly the first to use it in conjunction with members of their immediate family.

HB1: Ma missus has just farted out her snooze!
HB2: Get it pumped!

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FF1: Ma sisturs just started her dabs! Think I'm gonna get it pumped, when my da's finished with her obv!

by teh hb November 6, 2009

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Gas Pumper

A male who continuously spends ridiculous amounts money on his girlfriend in hopes that it will get him better sex and she still does not let him do whatever he wants to her in bed.

you dont let your boyfriend jizz on your face? he must be a gas pumper!

by poopmongreldooodooo May 9, 2011

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Two Pumps

Giving a girl sexual intercourse, and directly before ejaculation, putting the penis in front of the girls face and two pump the penis until ejaculating directly in the face of the woman

Man, I gave that girl the old two pumps last night.

by Two Pumps December 20, 2008

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pumpernickel pump-off

Pumping off using two warm slices of buttered pumpernickel bread.

"Dude, I was in the bakery yesterday, and I had the best pumpernickel pump-off ever!"

"Just got home from the grocery store with my girl. You guys know what time it is? It's time for a pumpernickel pump-off!"

"Spending the night alone...guess it's time to make a pumpernickel pump-off."

by The Dangerous One45 April 3, 2014

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