brushing the pony

Slang for male masturbation.

"That girl was so fine, I was violently brushing the pony all night."

by waikikimelon June 29, 2013

Sunshine Rainbow White Pony

An innocent song that people joke about because it sounds like the fabled n-word.
Also, it actually bops.

"Yo, search up sunshine rainbow white pony and go to 1:00."
*searches it up*
"Bro, wtf..."

by TwksqR December 1, 2020

Porcelain Pony

A phrase used to describe a toilet, usually used by someone who is emphasizing its prolonged usage

"After those tacos, I am going to be riding the old porcelain pony all night"

by Old man withers September 3, 2005

alimony pony

To ride an alimony pony it is when lower-income ex-spouse continue meeting certain living by getting the amount paid by one ex-spouse after a divorce.

"Friends":

- How have U been?
- Well, I am divorced. I'm riding the alimony pony.

by Molekula Apelsina March 14, 2014

Thunder Pony

The infamous shot of alcohol whereby it is customary to yell, "THUNDER PONY" prior to drinking the shot.

Dizzle, I hope you enjoy a thunder pony for your birthday tonight!

by Thunder Pony Fan October 29, 2014

Class Pony

Normally a girl, usually in highschool, known for giving other students sexual pleasure.

Wow that girl get's around, she is definitely the "Class Pony"

by Major Tanksley April 8, 2006

grease pony

a derogatory slur.

“stop being such a grease pony!”

by bewhoyouarefoyopridedonthide October 21, 2022