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political whore

A politician who will sell out their constituents if it means they might get one step higher on the ladder. They will completely flip-flop on an issue that was the core of their campaign platform just because they think it might help them get elected to, for instance, Lake Forest City Council. They will even sell out the person who threw them proxies to get them into office. They become so "whoreish" that in the end, they are so slutty and nasty that nobody will touch them with a ten foot ballot.
Did you hear Terri voted "No" to approve the Committee members to the Overcrowded Housing Ad Hoc Committee? I voted for her because she promised she'd be tough on the Clown House crisis in our HOA. What a Political Whore!
by Feeling Lied To September 22, 2007
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Political Cockrectness

A person who will have sex with anyone, regardless of race.
Andy will suck anyone off. He really believes in political cockrectness.
by RBAK October 5, 2015
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political agnostic

One who is a registered voter and politically informed, but is basically indifferent and non-committal toward the popular political parties (Democrat or Republican in the US). Probably believes that the political parties are so ideologically similar and so mired in their own bureaucracy that they have outlived their usefulness. Voting straight-ticket out of allegiance to a political party would be considered heresy.
"Are you a Democrat or a Republican?"

"Neither, I'm a political agnostic."
by jugrock44 February 17, 2010
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political exchange

The act of one person pooping into the ass of another individual, then, that individual poops the turd back into the 1st person's butt. This process is repeated back and forth until orgasm or election, whichever comes first.
That porno contained the dirtiest 'political exchange' I have ever witnessed.

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The candidates sure had a heated 'political exchange' in last night's debate.
by Political Troll September 11, 2013
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Politically Challenged

A euphemistic expression for the mentally ill who are obsessed with the views, actions and figures of one political party or political system.

The emotional attachment is so great that said person suffers from an inability to rationalize opposing viewpoints, vote for opposing candidates, etc. Further, he/she is delusional in the belief that their hyper-attention to politics is somehow healthy for them, their friends, or discourse in general.

Modeled after 'mentally challenged' and other 'challenged' as an alternative for a disability.
American cable news is so infested with nutjobs, that those networks ought to be reclassified as pornography for the politically challenged (and then scrambled for the rest of us).
by GFW_ June 18, 2011
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Political Mannequin

Any politician willing and able to change his/her long-held beliefs - simply for the purposes of getting elected/re-elected.

Any person employed as a candidate for the purposes of assigning whatever political ideals that may be popular at that particular moment.

- see Mitt Romney
Mitt Romney has changed so many political positions that he seems like a Political Mannequin
by bukowsky September 16, 2012
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Political Paparazzi

The transformation of the media from journalism to sensationalism as the news has gone from a service to a business...
The cable news networks at one time has some sort of sense of journalistic integrity... now they're just Political Paparazzi trying to play King Maker...
by Jared L. Ohlinger March 31, 2008
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