A woman whos primary objective in life is to rob unsuspecting men of their man juice. They use and abuse men just so they can add to their collection of spooge.
Do you think I should go out with her? No way man. I wont let you fall victim to another spooge pirate.
by Heywood Jablomy March 12, 2005
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A degenerate disease afflicting mostly males. Common indicators include alcoholism, hair loss, tooth loss, limb loss, an affinity for the letter "R", skin ailments, and a constant desire to plunder more booty. Symptoms may be subdued through exposure to gold and women. No cure has been found to date.
That dude's lifestyle has cost him his youth. The piratitis is so bad he's starting to look like the crypt keeper.
by JKAMullins January 5, 2009
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Person 1: So did you finally see her sweet montezumas?
Person 2: Na man, just a pirate peek, but it was worth seeing the one paw pattie.
Person 2: Na man, just a pirate peek, but it was worth seeing the one paw pattie.
by ID 10 T error June 27, 2011
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"Classic case of piratitititus, my friend"
"Classic case of piratitititus, my friend"
by MB&TR January 16, 2014
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If a person steals from others - not because of need but out of want, they are living by pirate law.
If a person stops or interrupts traffic to cross the street - not because they are in a rush, but simply because they want to cross, they are living by pirate law.
If a person stops or interrupts traffic to cross the street - not because they are in a rush, but simply because they want to cross, they are living by pirate law.
by Keds January 26, 2014
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by Generic Kate January 17, 2015
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