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Ultra pimp

The pimp of all pimps. a pimp that works for personal gain instead of money. Usually the one person in the group of friends that is the most persuasive, can get anyone to go out with him without even trying. Always has something to do, even when it's just nothing, he can make it seem important.
Situation A:
Sal: Should I buy it?
person1: heres some money, buy it now. I just wont eat dinner.

Situation B:
Person1: I need to study for finals...
Sal: I'm going to see a movie.
person1: ok, I'll go with you.
person2: I'll drive.
person1: NO! I WANT TO DRIVE HIM!
person2: with what? yur bike?
person1: yes...
Sal: its ok, I'll fly. I persuaded the laws of gravity to not apply to me. i can do that because I'm ultra pimp
person3: yup, Sal is Ultra pimp.
by Manuel Aka: The Spy September 9, 2008
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Lady Pimp

Girl who is not a slut with guys.
by anicepersonagain August 2, 2011
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Pimp Smack

To back hand a bitch who pisses you off.
ex. If your girl friend doesn't stop bitching, well then you just back hand her or "pimp smack" her til she stops.
by mike trainor March 16, 2003
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pimp my ride

A show on MTV that turns even the whitest kid black.
*Ginger kid with freckles opens door to see Xzibit* "Awwww hell no, dawg! You have GOT to me kidding me! You gone pimp my ride, my man? Oh word!" *plants and awkward gangsta hug*
by Joey Jo-Jo January 11, 2009
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ninja pimp

{Pronounced - nin-jer pim-p}
Linking/meeting/texting/screwing a number of different girls at one time ( not literally all at the same time though... see orgy ) with all of them oblivious to your pimping ways.

or

A ninja who happens to also be a pimp or a pimp who also happens to be a ninja.
homeboy #1 : I hear Dave's got 15 different bitches on the go this week!
homeboy #2 : Yeah, Dave sure is a ninja pimp

or

Pedistrian : Shit was that a ninja in the Caddilcac...must be a ninja pimp!
by original_ninja_pimp January 19, 2006
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dr. pimp

universal term used to represent rappers, particularly those of the 'gangsta' (read as 'crap') variety. Usuallly used in instances where the actual name of the 'artist' is unknown.
dr. pimp fan 1: 'yo, homes, turn up that mofo tim westwood, 50 cents is on, bitch!'
dr. pimp fan 2: 'word, that's tha mofo shizzle, bitch'
dr. pimp fan 1's mum: 'Montimor! turn off that dr. pimp!!! its awfully crude!'
dr. pimp fan 1: 'sorry mummy!'
by geo scott October 8, 2005
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pimp statis

One who has much "pimp status". One who excels at many things, such as pimping, ballin', or just being the shit.
Damn, did you see Shawn at the club last night?! That kid has pimp statis.
by Shawn April 12, 2004
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