Marching the Penguin

Masturbating

House: You mix rocking, grunting, sweating, and dystonia with concerned parents, and you get an amateur diagnosis of epilepsy. In actuality, all your little girl is doing is saying "Yoo-hoo" to the hoo-hoo.
Mom: She's what?
House: Marching the penguin. Ya-yaing the sisterhood. Finding Nemo. It's called gratification disorder. It's sort of a misnomer. If one was unable to gratify one's self, that would be a disorder.
Mom: Are you saying she's masturbating?
House: I was trying to be discrete, there is a child in the room.

by houseism June 24, 2009

baby penguin

Someone who is completely naive or innocent who you could never picture doing anything sexual. Usually refers to males. Not based on physical appearance.

"He's SUCH a baby penguin!!!"
"I know! Girls are too sexual for him..."

by becbec March 7, 2012

Genuine Penguin

The act of a black man having sex with a white woman on a toboggan.

My boyfriend gave me a genuine penguin for my birthday.

by T dazzle December 14, 2015

where were u wen club penguin die

I was at house eating dorito when phone rang

where were u wen club penguin die

I was at house eating dorito when phone rang

"club penguin is kil"

"no"

by Hehe I cheated April 23, 2021

Angry penguin

When a woman handcuffs a mans hands behind his back and jerks him off until he’s about to cum then reach down and take his wallet and he will chase after you like a angry penguin.

*Sarah handcuffed ricks hands*
*sarah jerked rick off until he almost came and took ricks wallet*
“Hey come back here with my wallet” rick screams as he is chasing after Sarah like an angry penguin

by Dabbbs November 16, 2017

Pengu Gamer

Norwegian slang for a person that plays to many games, pengu meaning the same as a penguin , because many people think penguins live in the north but they actually live in the south.

Did you see that pengu gamer at gamestop?

by Martinsofron May 21, 2014

Club Penguin is kil

no

-"club penguin is kil"
-"no"

by yellowlancerevov March 5, 2020