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Robert Pattinson

Basically, sexiest man alive. Sex bomb. My sex on legs. Gorgeous. Amazing. Talented. Everything a girl could ask for.

Best known for his role in Harry Potter GOF, but getting even more well known for his upcoming role as Edward Cullen, vampire sex god extraordinaire, in the movie version of Stephenie Meyer's book Twilight. He will be perfect for the part, so Gaspard Ulliel can suck it!

He has an assortment of adorable nicknames, including R-Pattz and Spunk Ransom, which he came up with in an interview for MTV.

Robert plays piano and guitar, and is a very talented singer. And of course a very very extremely talented actor.

And he is a freaking sexy beast!
Jill: Sara, what are you daydreaming about now?
Sara: My future husband, Robert Pattinson! *swoon*
Jill: Sara, you know you won't actually marry him.
Sara: THATS WHAT YOU THINK. AND YOUR WRONG.

Idiotic, Meaningless Soul: Ugh. I cant believe Rob Pattinson got the part of Edward!
Sara: Excuse me? Did you just complain about Rob getting the part? I thought you said, "I SHOULD DIE."
by saraaintyobaby'sdaddeh October 28, 2008
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Payton

Payton's have had a rough past but somehow makes it through. She has a gorgeous smile that is so contagious. Despite that she has so many friends of different cliques. She loves to share the love. She also has an amazing body, and a very nice petite waste with a larger booty. And she doesn't like to flaunt what she has. She is also a major flirt. But this flirting is almost natural, like she incorporates flirting with talking. Payton's are not easily tied down either, she has more than one guy crushing on her and she's crushing on more than one guy. Payton's have hearts of gold and they plan to spread their love all around.
Guy: Do you know who that is? God she just makes me smile just looking at her. Other Guy: Yeah, doesn't surprise me. That's Payton, kindest and cutest soul you'll ever meet.
by MarylynMonroe67686960 June 16, 2017
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Poo Pattin

Anal Sex. Someone who engages in Anal Sex.

Also known as:
Poo Patter and Poo Patt
I love it when my babydaddy is Poo Pattin me!!

O' shutup and Poo Patt me!!

Put it in the Poo Patter, Babe!!
by ESPEAG July 7, 2008
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patron

One that supports, protects, or champions someone or something, such as an institution, event, or cause; a sponsor or benefactor.
a patron of the arts.
by Ms.X February 20, 2005
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Rob Pattinson

The most wonderful man on earth.
My Husband.
Love of my life.
Always and forever.
True Love.
Prince Charming.
by E. Pattinson January 1, 2009
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patten

dude patten is like the awsomest name everrrr. kicked major butt in WWI
general patten is the best.
by Matt patten January 29, 2009
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pation

"passion" in arminian'';;
a lingustic mistake : I pation you
by sushi2 February 9, 2009
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