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Soul Patched

The act of sharting (See: Shart) on a woman’s chin while she is performing oral sex.
“Dude last night Kim was giving me a hummer and it relaxed me so much I sharted and Soul Patched her.”
by Narcess July 13, 2007
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patch writing

A technique of writing an essay, blog contribution or research paper by cutting and pasting large chunks of source material and interspersing these with brief connective sentences. The end result is thus a grotesque patchwork of long quotations that reveals little or nothing of the named author's own thoughts or insights.

Source material may be referenced or, when plagiarized, either presented without citation or in a cosmetically reworded format.

Patch writing is very common amongst undergraduate students from Asian countries studying at Western universities either because they do not understand the subject very well or they believe that getting a good mark involves showing that they have "done research".
You failed this assignment because the task was to research and present your policy recommendations. Instead you simply went for patch writing by copying out large sections from the textbook.
by The Watcher On The Wall November 23, 2011
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1.3 patch

The patch for Battlefield 2, a game by Digital Illusions CE, that completely ruined the game, opening great new possibilities of exploting/cheating and unleashing the entire new dimension of bugs and glitches.
"Holyshit, now it takes me 5 minutes to verify client data instead of 30 seconds and the game crashes to desktop every hour! And those Karkand hotel glitches keep killing me as I pass by... Guess I'll just go back to the lovely CS: Source now. Damn you, 1.3 patch! Damn you patch-making monkeys!"
by Wasder August 10, 2006
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sour patches

a series of things a person must do to gain someones forgiveness.
Did you hear Mari ate a lizzard as a part of her sour patches to Nicholle?!?! Ew.
by Imsorryjo! June 13, 2010
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Lay a patch

To take an enormous shit in a hurry.
I laid a patch.

I will lay a patch.

Did you lay a patch?

I need to lay a patch, I will be right back.

Fred: "Yo! I forgot to wipe my ass after laying a greasy ass patch."

Dave: "Damn dude. Did you use your hands?"

Fred: "Hell no, I used your mothers bed sheets."
by MRT7776GKK December 30, 2010
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Scribble Patch

Gross, I was looking through a Playboy from the 80's and she had a fucking scribble patch.
by akendall October 10, 2009
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taint patch

A small patch of hair configured similar to a soul patch, below one's genitals, usually on the 'taint' region.
"I tried something new, instead of the usual landing strip, I switched the side, and shaved in a taint patch.
by phalic overide September 27, 2011
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