Mustard Packed

Constipated from anal sex. When her booty hole and colon are all backed up from too much anal. That shit is packed and typically requires an enema for release.

Where’s Rachel? She’s at home. She can’t make it. I’ve been hitting that ass every night this week and she’s mustard packed. She ran to CVS for an enema.

by Eaton Holgoode February 7, 2018

Roblox Packing

SHUT YO FAAGGOT ASS UP BITCH UR UGLY ASS SHIT WALKING DOWNSYNDROME GIRAFFE LOOKING ASS BOY SHUT UR STUPID ASS UP U SWALLOWED A METAL PIPE SIDEWAYS DOWN UR THROATH UR STUPID BITCH UR DIRTY AS SSHIT I THREW A PACK OFF SALT AT UR GRANDMA AND SHE FUCKING FAINTED AND COLLAPSED LIKE THAT ONE FUCKING DINOSAUR FROM JARASSIC PARK, SHUT UR "OOGA BOOGA" SOUNDING ASS UP U SOUND RETARDED ASS SHIT NIGGA, U GOT THE IQ OF MY SHOESIZE SHUT UR UGLY ASS UP BEFORE I VIOLATE THE FUCK OUT OF YOU, STUPID BITCH ILL SLAP U BEHIND UR HEAD WITH A FUCKING WIFI ROUTER U DIRTY BITCH!

Roblox packing: gets on discord call: he- other guy: NOW IMA FLAME THE FUCKFQQFQHRIHOQHRQUKQHOEQH UR UGLY AS SHIT WYMFDFHDWFWHFWIFWHWE ILL BEAT THE DFAJLFHFK U DIRTY ASS BITCH ILL KNOCK DBUIWGKUGEQIYGQQ OUTTA YO LOOKIN EQHEQEGQUQYG2YUEGF2YUEGUI2RH2 BITCH AH BOI WJDQIDKGQKQJHDQUR UGLY AS DHQUGRWGBWJHBW SHIT BITCH ILL BEAT THE FUCK OUTTA YO LEGO DQJDOQHKKQEWHKWHWA SOUNDING ASS BEACH IOAN KNOW WEQHDQUHWUK WHO U TALKING TO LIKE THAT NIGGA ILL BEATTHFE JHWJHWK W *gets tired* other guy: bro we both know ill beat the fuck outta you irl and in a game

by Gigomo123 December 21, 2022

Dumpster pack

Marijuana that gives off a strong smell and gets you super high.

Yo VK you got the fire loud?
Yea g I got that dumpster pack.

by Goop Sippa August 26, 2017

packing the musket

The act of inserting a long, thin object into a male's urethra, as far as it will go.

-Dude what are you doing with that glow-stick?!?!
-Im just packing the musket man.

by T-Killa! November 19, 2010

packing blade

To conceal or carry a knife or dagger for personal protection. A less expensive alternative to packing heat or carrying a pistol or revolver.

Jamal was packing blade to protect himself while walking through the streets at night.

by Intelligent Pollack January 4, 2009

F pack

A person, male or female, who is very horny and muscular. Usually a runner, or extreme athlete. Someone who is in love with their abs.

"Dude, did you see that chick run by? She must be a total F Pack!"
"My friend is so annoying. He's such an F Pack."

by eYeLoVeSyOu March 11, 2010

packing chub

When a man gets an erection, but it does not lift up. Instead it just stays there but becomes a bit bigger and less soft than usual. That is when a man is packing chub.

"I tried to have sex with this girl, but i don't know what happened. I couldn't get it up. I was just packing chub.

by Dictionroy June 23, 2010