Offense spending

The enormous budget of the Pentagram in DC. It is used to put troops in 120 nations in 700 bases. It is justified with continuous scare tactics of bin Boogeyman and underwear bombers.

The Repukes want to cut government spending but refuse to cut Offense spending.

by Kopernikus November 7, 2010

oofers

when your drop something or make a mistake

scroonch: hey gooch you dropped your pencil
gooch: oofers

by tubotutus January 2, 2019

sexual sex offender

Your sleep paralysis demon

Fam: Dude did you get any sleep last night
You: Nah I saw a sexual sex offender

by Denys Swag September 2, 2019

Equal Opportunity Offender

One that is not hesitant of offending any race/ religion including his/her own.

I'm not racist, I'm Equal Opportunity Offender.

by neo##### January 10, 2022

Offerdable

A website that offers coupons, discounts, deals for customers in India. The discounts range from grocery, clothing & apparels, restaurants & fast food, electronics, mobile phones, and entertainment. Basically offers to make shopping more affordable.

I came across this website that is offering discount coupons in India. It has a cool name 'Offerdable' which in itself explains a lot right!

by offerdable March 29, 2011

offerder

Offerder is an acronym about Adolf Hitler raping and murdering female Jews and blaming it on the male Jews!

Rich white men today really just wanna offerder the ladies on the streets of California.

by Elvis lover 2001 February 6, 2018

Offering to the VID

That one person in the family (Usually the oldest child) that always tasked to go get groceries during the COVID pandemic.

John: I must be an accidental child.
Kyle: Why?
John: I'm always the Offering to the VID...and for what? A pack of gum and two bags of raw french fries.

by Vincylicious Bro September 19, 2021