told off

When someone gets angry or cross and shouts and punishes you.

Mum: How dare you!!! Get up to your room NOW!
Kid: *crying* yes Mum.
Mum: Go Mum, you told off him like a pro!

by Somerandomguy October 25, 2018

hijacking-off

When your teledildonics network connection becomes compromised by an external third party (the telehijacker) and they gain control of your teledildo. Results in loss of control of a virtual masturbation session.

"Honey, you worked me so hard last night with the We-Vibe!"
"What are you talking about...? I didn't even have my phone on me last night..."
"Have you updated the security on your phone? Have we been hacked...? Was that a hijacking-off?!?!"

by shadya_pervytra April 18, 2015

off the books

No paper trail , on the down low.

Don't tell no one. kind of like when someone is hiding money they keep it "OFF THE BOOKS"

ELLIE : HEY I NEED YOU TO DO ME A SOLID, BUT KEEP IT OFF THE BOOKS.

ANGEL : I GOT YOU , SAY NO MAS.

by Elliedizzle420 December 1, 2018

Off the radar

To go ghost: untraceable

I went from being an extrovert to an introvert. I was well known and all of a sudden I went off the radar.

by Mister Vee August 14, 2018

day off

the fastest 86,000 seconds of your entire week. typically spent running errands or asleep.

i'm so glad to finally have a day off after working 70 hours this week

by AlphaVegan August 20, 2011

signing off

A term to describe the act of leaving an area, or agreeing with a project.

Contributor "Loxi" is permanently signing off from the Urban Dictionary today so she can concentrate on delivering her special brand of humor to the unsuspecting spouse, kids, and people in the neighborhood - and to allow other dictionary contributors to have their say.

Long may Urban Dictionary reign!

by Loxi July 23, 2009

Off the wall

So crazy that it is hard to understand

Dang, that was so off the wall crazy, that it was off the wall and then back ON the wall. *credited to a friend of mine* ^_^;;

by Greg June 5, 2003