Cum octopus

1. A sexual act where one recipient gets cummed on by 8 guys simultaneously.

2. When you bust a nut in the water and it floats around like an octopus.

Part of the soccer team gave roxanne a cum octopus last night

by dLFN98 December 27, 2018

chicken octopus

a boy who plays baseball who thinks their so very cool but is just a chicken octopus

“OMG dude, your such a chicken octopus”
“shut up bitch”
*gets in fight*
*chicken octopus dies because he’s weak*

by chicken octopus November 15, 2019

Ploop Octopus

A very pleasing blowjob by an ugly or unattractive female. These females most often have long, untrimmed mustaches and smell like dick cheese.

That ugly bitch gave me a Ploop Octopus bro, i came in her mouth and she made my dick hairs stand up.

by big dick nigga with December 3, 2019

Doctor Octopused

By duct taping 4 bidet sets into a 4-in-1 action and getting sprayed in the anus

Bro i got doctor octopused last night

by Plaanz August 25, 2021

Cajun Octopus

The act of sharting into an appliance

I had to go so bad I had to “Cajun Octopus” the microwave.

by The Bearded Doorman January 24, 2022

Land Octopus

When you are confronted by a irate male and his only defense is to fight with his pants off. Penis out, hands flailing.

Damn man, Jim got stupid drunk and became a land Octopus while fighting Jerry naked.

by Kurmithaflog May 13, 2022

Rapid Octopus

When a woman with 4 toes sucks you and gets cum under her toenails.

That Rapid Octopus was absurd baby!

by Rapid Octopus maker May 27, 2022