p-nood

Abbreviation for a pot noodle, a tasty noodle snack in a pot. Just add water
Man I'm sooo hungry, could really do with a p-nood right now
by Tyhannahsaurus December 11, 2010
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P-Vegas

Nickname given to Platteville, WI in reference to the heavy drinking that occurs on the UW-Platteville campus.
Another beautiful night here in P-Vegas
by Pioneer Peter October 16, 2022
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P Duff

A short person of non-hispanic decent, often acts in an irrational manor. A raging homophobe/Bigot, ultra conservative;
Fights to end women's suffrage, disagrees with abortion rights. P Duff wishes to go back to the good ole days of 1843. P Duff just wants everyone to go back to where they came from.
"Oh there goes that skank ass bitch protesting against gay rights, again. Shes such a P Duff."
by IHatePaigeBuffy May 23, 2023
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The D to P

The D to P is also refered as the Dick to Pussy Ratio.
You are on your way to a party, you call your friend up and ask him "What's the D to P?" He replies "5:1", "It is a real sauagefest."
by Joseph Tourville November 29, 2007
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Scotty P

The best cross country runner in the world because of his third leg schlong. He will smash anyone and has COUNTLESS BODIES!! He will beat anyone up who even looks at him. DONT FUCK WIT DA SCOTTY P!
“Who’s that”

“That’s the best cross country walker Scotty P”
“Damn his schlong is a third leg
by Bonga_lover3000 June 02, 2020
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Aych P

An aych p is a persie hit of 80% marijuana and 20% tobacco (from a gutted out blunt, or, for the more refined smoker, fine cavindish) from a bong. It gives you an awesome nicotine head rush as well as an amazing chronic high.
"Whatd u do last night homie?"
"Me and ur boy just chilled and did aych p's all night"
"Word? Did homeboy throw up again"
"Haha Na he was good"
by Sparks Bluntley January 05, 2011
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P. Stalker

P.STALKER is someone who engages in STALKING.
They do not only stalk but also SUI, therefore they are the SUI STALKER.
The term is commonly used to refer to Parint P. Stalker, who incidentally is also the President of the Gang Dek Kee Sui.
Parint P. Stalker is the most SUI STALKER of the century.
by DeGreat December 14, 2010
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