Lube your sexual partners Arse cheeks plus crack..while you lay back and have them wank of your erection using there cheeks without anus penetration.
Can't believe my luck when I got home to find my missus with Arse cheeks ready lubed for a ruddy good Arse wank
by Mickey and Rich October 29, 2015
adj; 1) describes an object or situation that is extremely difficult to get around in or to find your way through; a person that is very difficult to deal with; 2) something or someone that is lame or stupid
1) This is a dick-arse parking lot! (as in - you can hardly drive and move around in it - like a dick in an arse)
2) Andrew wants a real job - not a dick-arse job like working at a fast food joint!
2) Andrew wants a real job - not a dick-arse job like working at a fast food joint!
by Drewz July 03, 2006
A condition whereby a lady's arse appears to be trying to swallow her trousers, caused mostly by unfathomably tight garments.
by Stato the Laird March 12, 2007
the act of focussing pilates exercises on the anal region, has many strange side effects. A kind of rectal prolapse.
"My girlfriend was practising her arse pilates when the next thing I know, there's shit flying all over the room and her small intestine is hanging out over the bed."
by The Sandy Vagina Man May 07, 2005
by Mark March 16, 2004
A saying normally used by someone with rat tails and has a fascination about dicks that’s sometimes borders the erotic!
Have you been shagging arse?
by Sammo88 October 04, 2019
by cybertenchi May 27, 2009