Flavor Blasted

When a fart is so unfathomably rank that you're able to taste it.

Me: *farts*
Friend: "Woah, that was flavor blasted!"

by flavorblastedturdfarts January 9, 2023

Flavor Blasted

The act of spattering or spritzing the back of the toilet bowl and seat with fecal matter.

The old man flavor blasted the toilet with fecal matter in the men's bathroom

by Garbear_00 January 24, 2022

Coffee flavored kisses

When your girl gives you a kiss when your half asleep in the morning before she goes to work.

My girlfriend finished her coffee and rushed to give me coffee flavored kissesbefore she had to go to work.

by Serpico1 March 21, 2016

Maple Syrup Flavor Pie

Contains Protein,Vitamin A,Vitamin C,Iron,Pottasium

Mom,I Like Maple Syrup Flavor Pie Its Healthy!

Seriously?,Could someone eat this healthy.

Yes Mom.

by theseanisgool August 7, 2016

flavor-raped

when foods are overwhelmed by the strong aroma or flavor of an adjacent food

I took a bite out of my blueberry bagel and choked, It had been in a bag with some onion and garlic bagels and got flavor-raped!

by TimTheTerrible May 9, 2025

flavor packet

the act of eating someone's ass while they fart.

Tony: "Dude I was eating Miranda's ass and she farted in my mouth!"
Pedro: "Damn, she fr hit you with a flavor packet."

by nubski May 1, 2024

flavor du jour

What you get when you have been disappointed by not getting a particular tasting cookie and having to settle for the large chain store coffee shop current flavor. Henceforth flavor

I don't think I will be getting Girl Scout cookies this year so I will have to settle for (big coffee chain, 2 of the same initials) Girl Scout cookie inspired 'flavor du jour'.

by Mike of Dingleberryland May 10, 2018