I need cheese

When your hungry but don't know what to eat.

(talking to self) It's 3am, I'm hungry. I know what to eat! I need cheese!
(talking to self, different person) I have lost my 8th fortnite match, and its 4am, I need cheese to satisfy my hunger.

by mcyeet August 18, 2020

We need to talk

You're so dead.

Hey husband! What's happening? We need to talk.

(he's dead!)

by totallyawesomeateverything October 23, 2012

I NEED A LIGHTHOUSE

To have a jokingly suicidal thought

After that terrible date, I think I NEED A LIGHTHOUSE.

by KM December 9, 2016

your opinion is not needed

The title says it all

Your opinion is not needed m8

by hollaback-girl June 26, 2016

we need to talk

The 4 most fatal words to a relationship.
(usually said by the "Female Companion")
If you hear her say these words dump her fast!
WARNING: She may not want to break up so be careful.

Female Companion: "We need to talk"
Guy: thinks to himself "Shit!"

by keithian irby October 2, 2005

we need to talk

i need to bitch to you about something that is damned serious.

honey, we need to talk about how to control our son's desire for porn.

by Anonymous September 20, 2003

what you need

80's slang for cocaine

"That guy deals weed, speed and what you need!"

by betterwatchit November 7, 2007