take a number

What you say when several parties want to talk/complain to you about some presumed important matter.

-You know, I'm kind of pissed at what you did.
-Yeah? Well take a number.

by 000 October 13, 2004

number three

The act of masturbating into a toilet.

He said he was going to the restroom for a number three.

by mrhh69 May 13, 2015

Bacon number

A word that Samuel L Jackson gets offended by.
One of the most searched questions about him on his autocomplete wired interview: "Samuel L Jackson bacon number"

When he gets asked this he states "what the f*ck is a bacon number; what is that"

by @Siamesefrog October 18, 2019

Number 15

Burger King foot letucce

Number 15
Burger King foot lettuce, the last thing u want in your burger King burger is someones foot

by nig nug 420 September 13, 2019

Doing numbers

A reference of one's ability to successfully coordinate the accumulation and/or distribution of units.

Kevin was really doing numbers today at the office, he successfully completed 9 projects!

Mary's website did numbers today, she made $1200 in 3 hours making fetish foot porn!

by 🐺 September 20, 2022

Number 2.5

When your standing there doing a piss and you feel a fart coming on but instead you shart yourself and now you have to sit down on the toilet to finish your shit whilst cleaning up the mess in your undies.

mate, why were you in the toilet so long?

I went in to do a piss and ended up cleaning myself up, bloody done a number 2.5 (two and a half)..

by Wayne-Car May 12, 2017

Bed Number

A second number that you use for adult affairs. AKA a burner

I gave him my bed number so we could arrange to meet for a booty call.

by Naughty Nerd November 28, 2015