YOU ARE SUCH A NAUGHTY WATERMELON. YOU WILL NEVER BE LOVED OR EATEN. GO DIE IN A LAVA AND (LAVA RESISTANT) RAT INFESTED HOLE FOR YOU INSIDES TO BURN AND BE EATEN. (So I guess you will end up being eaten after all!)
by NAUGHTY WATERMELLON March 13, 2017
When a gay guy dressed as a cowboy rides you whilst you thrust into his ass like theirs no tomorrow, it ends when your about to cum and the guy riding you screams “Fill me up Daddy”
Hey Ryan what’s up?
Not much
Do anything interesting last night?
Yeah, I found out that Tyler likes to be a Naughty Cowboy
Not much
Do anything interesting last night?
Yeah, I found out that Tyler likes to be a Naughty Cowboy
by The Real Queer Cowboy March 05, 2022
A sexual position where both parties lie on their sides, apart from each other but facing each other with their legs extended
Last night my girlfriend and I did the naughty U.
"What's your favorite position?" "I'm feeling Naughty U"
"What's your favorite position?" "I'm feeling Naughty U"
by Doa Deere February 13, 2018
“Man I pulled a naughty Jordy last night it was stank”
“This chick asked me to pull a naughty jordy so I got the fuck out of there”
“This chick asked me to pull a naughty jordy so I got the fuck out of there”
by DragonMYballzDave November 12, 2020
- girl, originally from Groningen
- relative of Black Pete
- lives by the rule : "Once you go black(Pete), you never go back"
- relative of Black Pete
- lives by the rule : "Once you go black(Pete), you never go back"
by lalalaSK February 09, 2016
A low-income person who trundels a wheelbarrow all around town on Christmas morning and collects the lumps of coal that Santa left in the stockings of all the bratty youngsters, so that he can take it back home and burn it in his stove for heat.
As we all know, Santa is extremely careful about determining who's actually been naughty or nice ("He's makin' a list, and checkin' it twice"), and so quite a significant percentage of the children in any given area will probably receive high-grade anthracite as their Christmas present. A naughty-gift scavenger, therefore, should have little trouble filling up his 'barrow come Christmas Day, since most parents wouldn't want "that dirty black stuff" in their houses, anyway, and thus they would probably be all too happy to be rid of it; about the only families who would likely tell him no would be fellow-indigent folks who themselves would want to use said sooty lumps in their own furnaces.
by QuacksO February 16, 2019
The practice between lovers, while conversing, of lapsing into extended prattling of the utmost intimacy, either in seclusion or via telephone or public whispering. In its best realization, no topic is out of bounds, nor is any shame or inhibition evident. Arousal is a necessary outcome.
"Every time Barb & I make phone contact, her sultry voice inevitably leads us both into Naughty Nattering."
by Whatabob October 28, 2017